Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Bak 'Pocket Rocket' Shortfellow defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 9, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Bak 'Pocket Rocket' Shortfellow!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Shortfellow clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Shortfellow attempts a series of right combinations to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Shortfellow with a combination to the eye. Shortfellow shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 1 lands a quick uppercut and Shortfellow staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Shortfellow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Shortfellow hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 pokes Shortfellow with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Shortfellow with a series of quick punches to the temple.
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+Shortfellow grazes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nice shots to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Shortfellow lands a devestating right punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Bak 'Pocket Rocket' Shortfellow wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Shortfellow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken tooth.
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.
Bak 'Pocket Rocket' Shortfellow wins by a knockout!
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