Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, January 7, 2023In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Censored tags Monster with a series of nice punches to the jaw. Monster grimaces in pain.
+Monster pokes Censored with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Monster grazes Censored with a series of punches to the temple.
+Monster lands a straight right to the temple.
-Censored tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Monster lands a pair of painful punches to the head. Censored sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Censored probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Censored staggers Monster with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach. Monster is hurt!
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+Monster shakes Censored with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
+Censored catches Monster with a jab to the eye.
-Censored attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Censored lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Censored attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Monster ducks just in time.
+Monster lashes out with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye. Monster attacks like a wild man! Censored is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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