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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, January 6, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry jolts Slammer with a volley of loud blows to the nose.
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+Larry whacks Slammer with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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+Larry thumps Slammer with a barrage of punches to the mouth!!
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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+Larry nails Slammer with a cross to the mouth. Slammer seems wobbly!
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+Larry pounds Slammer with a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 33 of 33 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry pops Slammer with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Larry wakes up the fans with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Slammer lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Larry hides behind his gloves.
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-Larry launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Larry connects with a vicious left to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 1 of 9 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 20 of 35 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Larry tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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+Slammer belts Larry with a series of punches to the face. Slammer strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Larry begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!