Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, December 23, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Slammer probes with a right right to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Larry whacks Slammer with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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+Larry lands a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Larry lands a quick jab to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 32 of 32 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Larry attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a wild jab to the ribs.
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-Larry attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Larry takes charge with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Larry pummels Slammer with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 23 of 32 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Larry launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Larry paws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Slammer fires a series of blows to the mouth. Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Larry seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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