Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Laughable SH defeated BOT-209302 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 39-37, 40-37.Match Saturday, December 17, 2022In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 893 pounds (405 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is BOT-209302!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-209302 stays outside and uses his jab.
+Laughable pummels Bot-209302 with a pair of glancing punches to the head. Bot-209302 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bot-209302 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Laughable takes it in the forearms.
-Bot-209302 lashes out with a series of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Bot-209302 fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Bot-209302 pounds Laughable with a hard jab to the chest.
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+Bot-209302 whacks Laughable with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-209302 connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Laughable thumps Bot-209302 with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Laughable hits with a series of commanding punches to the nose. Bot-209302 retreats to the far corner.
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+Bot-209302 annoys Laughable with a mean jab to the chin. Laughable laughs!
+Laughable throws a pair of painful punches to the face!
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-Bot-209302 tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but Laughable quickly backs away.
+Laughable annoys Bot-209302 with a pair of quick punches to the face.
+Bot-209302 hurts Laughable with a volley of heavy punches to the face!
-Bot-209302 throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
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+Laughable rocks Bot-209302 with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
+Laughable hurts Bot-209302 with a glancing sweeping right to the jaw!
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+Bot-209302 hits with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
+Bot-209302 smashes Laughable with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+Bot-209302 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Bot-209302 stuns Laughable with a series of quick punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Laughable grazes Bot-209302 with a pair of solid shots to the jaw.
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+Bot-209302 backs up Laughable with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Laughable fires a pair of furious punches to the eye. Bot-209302 laughs!
+Bot-209302 jars Laughable with a pair of punches to the head.
+Laughable throws a series of punches to the nose.
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+Laughable fires a flurry of solid shots to the jaw.
+Laughable hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 57 of 58 punches, and BOT-209302 landed 44 of 72 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-9
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-209302 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-209302 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
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+Laughable lashes out with a jab to the eye.
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-Bot-209302 tries a flurry of punches to the head, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
+Laughable lands a series of glancing punches to the eye. Bot-209302 backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-209302 attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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-Bot-209302 throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Laughable covers himself well.
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+Bot-209302 hits Laughable with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw. Laughable is hurt!
-Bot-209302 lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Laughable quickly backs away.
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+Bot-209302 lands a volley of punches to the temple.
+Laughable lands a flurry of wild punches to the chin. Bot-209302 grimaces in pain.
+Bot-209302 connects with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
+Laughable fires a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
+Laughable belts Bot-209302 with a series of punches to the eye.
+Laughable hits with a volley of punches to the mouth!
+Bot-209302 tags Laughable with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-209302 probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Laughable pokes Bot-209302 with a nasty straight right to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Bot-209302 fires a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bot-209302 throws a pair of solid punches to the chest. Laughable sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Bot-209302 attempts a right right to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-209302 jars Laughable with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Laughable pummels Bot-209302 with a pair of painful punches to the mouth. Bot-209302 gets mad!
+Bot-209302 tosses a series of wild punches to the eye!
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+Laughable suprises Bot-209302 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Laughable throws a loud jab to the mouth. Bot-209302 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bot-209302 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Laughable takes it in the forearms.
+Laughable scores with a pair of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Laughable grazes Bot-209302 with a volley of furious punches to the jaw! Bot-209302 seems wobbly!
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+Bot-209302 wallops Laughable with a series of solid punches to the eye.
-Bot-209302 charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Laughable escapes.
+Bot-209302 pounds Laughable with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose. Laughable quickly recovers.
+Bot-209302 lands a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 56 of 56 punches, and BOT-209302 landed 50 of 86 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-18
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-209302 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-209302 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
+Bot-209302 drills Laughable with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Laughable throws a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+Bot-209302 pounds Laughable with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Laughable lashes out with a pair of wild punches to the face.
-Bot-209302 tries a volley of left punches to the nose, but Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-209302 launches a series of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Laughable hits Bot-209302 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-209302 lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Bot-209302 lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Laughable connects with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Bot-209302 probes with a right left to the stomach, but Laughable takes it in the forearms.
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-Bot-209302 attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Laughable fires a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Laughable pummels Bot-209302 with a light straight right to the chin!
+Laughable wallops Bot-209302 with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose!!
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+Bot-209302 takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach! Laughable asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Bot-209302 launches a series of punches to the chest, but Laughable blocks.
-Bot-209302 tries a right right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Bot-209302 paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Laughable quickly backs away.
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+Bot-209302 pokes Laughable with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-209302 hits Laughable with a barrage of stiff punches to the face!
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Laughable annoys Bot-209302 with a series of light punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 49 of 49 punches, and BOT-209302 landed 47 of 86 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 30-27
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-209302 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-209302 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
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+Bot-209302 lands a mean right to the head.
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+Laughable punches Bot-209302 with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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+Laughable belts Bot-209302 with a strong jab to the head. Bot-209302 seems wobbly!
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+Bot-209302 tags Laughable with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
-Bot-209302 tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-209302 attacks with a cross to the face, but Laughable blocks.
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-Bot-209302 charges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Laughable escapes.
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+Laughable fires a series of nice punches to the chin.
+Bot-209302 fires a series of painful punches to the temple. Laughable asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bot-209302 lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Bot-209302 probes with a straight right to the chin, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
+Bot-209302 throws a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus!! Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-209302 slams Laughable with a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Laughable sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-209302 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-209302 lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
+Laughable pummels Bot-209302 with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
+Bot-209302 attacks with a hard sweeping right to the chest!!
+Laughable tosses a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Bot-209302 throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-209302 attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Laughable ducks.
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+Laughable throws a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 39 of 40 punches, and BOT-209302 landed 47 of 85 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Laughable SH is winning the fight 40-37
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-209302 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9
Total Score: Laughable SH 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: BOT-209302 10-9
Total Score: Laughable SH 39-37
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Laughable SH 40-37
Laughable SH wins by decision!
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