Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Laughable SH defeated BOT-211035 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, December 10, 2022In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 893 pounds (405 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 228 pounds (103 kilograms) is BOT-211035!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Laughable backpedals and jabs.
Bot-211035 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Bot-211035 attacks with a pair of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Laughable hits Bot-211035 with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Laughable hammers Bot-211035 with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Laughable jars Bot-211035 with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Bot-211035 pummels Laughable with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
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+Bot-211035 lands a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus! Laughable sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-211035 attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Laughable ties him up.
-Bot-211035 attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Bot-211035 tosses a volley of wild punches to the nose. Laughable is hurt!
+Laughable belts Bot-211035 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Laughable annoys Bot-211035 with a series of commanding punches to the chest. Bot-211035 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Laughable lashes out with a barrage of shots to the face.
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-Bot-211035 throws a right left to the jaw, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-211035 lands a flurry of nasty punches to the temple!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Laughable scores with a vicious cross to the mouth.
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+Laughable rocks Bot-211035 with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Laughable smashes Bot-211035 with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Bot-211035 takes charge with a series of punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Bot-211035 attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Bot-211035 connects with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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+Bot-211035 suprises Laughable with a series of loud punches to the ribs. Laughable doesn't notice.
+Bot-211035 hits Laughable with a series of furious punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 52 of 52 punches, and BOT-211035 landed 34 of 62 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-9
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-211035 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-211035 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Laughable annoys Bot-211035 with a commanding cross to the temple. Bot-211035 beats a hasty retreat.
+Laughable scores with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-Bot-211035 attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Laughable wallops Bot-211035 with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
-Bot-211035 throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
+Bot-211035 punches Laughable with a series of solid punches to the eye.
-Bot-211035 attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Laughable quickly backs away.
+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
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+Laughable tosses a barrage of light punches to the nose.
+Laughable lands a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
-Bot-211035 attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Laughable ducks.
+Bot-211035 tosses a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Bot-211035 jars Laughable with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
+Laughable smacks Bot-211035 with a vicious jab to the face.
-Bot-211035 tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Laughable backs out of it.
+Laughable throws a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Laughable hits Bot-211035 with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Laughable scores with a series of punches to the mouth. Bot-211035 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Laughable throws a series of punches to the jaw.
+Laughable pounds Bot-211035 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-211035 hits with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
+Bot-211035 pounds Laughable with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Laughable whacks Bot-211035 with a series of stiff punches to the nose!!
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+Bot-211035 catches Laughable with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
+Bot-211035 hits Laughable with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple. Laughable doesn't seem bothered.
-Bot-211035 attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
+Bot-211035 connects with a pair of commanding blows to the face!! Laughable doesn't notice.
+Laughable clocks Bot-211035 with a pair of punches to the eye!
+Laughable pummels Bot-211035 with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
+Laughable smashes Bot-211035 with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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+Bot-211035 tosses a volley of punches to the face.
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-Bot-211035 lunges with a right jab to the eye, but Laughable takes it in the forearms.
-Bot-211035 probes with a series of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Bot-211035 throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Laughable backs out of it.
+Bot-211035 lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Laughable throws a volley of glancing punches to the temple. Bot-211035 falls against the ropes!
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+Bot-211035 pummels Laughable with a series of light punches to the nose!! Laughable doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 75 of 76 punches, and BOT-211035 landed 57 of 106 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-18
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-211035 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-211035 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Bot-211035 rocks Laughable with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Laughable grimaces in pain.
+Laughable grazes Bot-211035 with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Bot-211035 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bot-211035 probes with a left straight right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-211035 stuns Laughable with a furious jab to the mouth.
-Bot-211035 attacks with a series of left punches to the chin, but Laughable ducks just in time.
+Laughable hits Bot-211035 with a series of punches to the mouth. Bot-211035 falls against the ropes!
+Laughable throws a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
-Bot-211035 tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Laughable backs out of it.
+Bot-211035 smacks Laughable with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw. Laughable sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Laughable throws a flurry of mean punches to the eye!!
+Bot-211035 hits with a wild straight right to the nose.
+Bot-211035 attacks with a stinging sweeping right to the eye. Laughable hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Laughable throws a vicious straight right to the temple. Bot-211035 falls against the ropes!
-Bot-211035 probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Laughable leaps aside.
-Bot-211035 attacks with a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Laughable pops Bot-211035 with a stiff right to the stomach.
+Laughable tags Bot-211035 with a strong straight right to the ribs. Bot-211035 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-211035 fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but Laughable ties him up.
+Bot-211035 jolts Laughable with a series of punches to the face.
-Bot-211035 fires a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-211035 charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Laughable rocks Bot-211035 with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
-Bot-211035 probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
+Laughable attacks with a series of furious punches to the temple!
+Laughable belts Bot-211035 with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Laughable drills Bot-211035 with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Bot-211035 staggers Laughable with a series of wild punches to the temple!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Laughable scores with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Bot-211035 attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Bot-211035 tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Laughable hits with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
-Bot-211035 probes with a left cross to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Laughable throws a volley of solid punches to the nose!
+Laughable fires a commanding right to the mouth. Bot-211035 doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-211035 hits Laughable with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Laughable hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Laughable tattoos Bot-211035 with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 77 of 79 punches, and BOT-211035 landed 43 of 100 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 30-27
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-211035 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-211035 is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
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-Bot-211035 tries a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Laughable jars Bot-211035 with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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-Bot-211035 lunges with a volley of left combinations to the face, but Laughable backs out of it.
+Laughable belts Bot-211035 with a roundhouse to the chin.
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Laughable tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Bot-211035 knocks it away and hits first with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Bot-211035 attacks with a series of right combinations to the chin, but Laughable ties him up.
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Laughable throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Bot-211035 deflects it and hits first with a flurry of combinations to the face.
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+Laughable shakes Bot-211035 with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Bot-211035 suprises Laughable with a series of stiff blows to the eye. Laughable doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-211035 stuns Laughable with a pair of solid combinations to the mouth. Laughable shakes his head to clear it.
+Laughable slams Bot-211035 with a barrage of hard punches to the head!!
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+Laughable fires a flurry of punches to the face!
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+Laughable grazes Bot-211035 with a volley of mean shots to the eye.
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+Bot-211035 lands Laughable with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
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Laughable attacks with a counter-punch to the temple, but Bot-211035 slips it and counters with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 28 of 34 punches, and BOT-211035 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 40-36
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-211035 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9
Total Score: Laughable SH 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9
Total Score: Laughable SH 40-36
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9
Total Score: Laughable SH 40-36
Laughable SH wins by decision!
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