Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Laughable SH defeated You eat it by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, December 3, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is You eat it!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable backpedals and jabs.
-You Eat It charges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
Laughable tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It tries a volley of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Laughable throws a jab to the temple. You Eat It doesn't seem bothered.
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-You Eat It paws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Laughable backs out of it.
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Laughable tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
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-You Eat It attempts a series of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
+Laughable connects with a powerful jab to the jaw. You Eat It sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Laughable smacks You Eat It with a barrage of hard blows to the face! You Eat It sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-You Eat It lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+You Eat It wallops Laughable with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Laughable solidly lands a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw!
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+You Eat It throws a pair of punches to the eye. Laughable falls against the ropes!
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Laughable tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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Laughable tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable grazes You Eat It with a hard sweeping right to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it landed 14 of 54 punches, and Laughable SH landed 32 of 32 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-9
You Eat It doesn't want to stop fighting!
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable backpedals and jabs.
-You Eat It launches a flurry of left blows to the face, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
Laughable tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It catches Laughable with a commanding sweeping right to the temple.
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+Laughable lands a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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-You Eat It throws a sweeping right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-You Eat It charges with a series of right blows to the eye, but Laughable escapes.
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+Laughable wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the eye!!
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-You Eat It attempts a barrage of blows to the nose, but Laughable leaps aside.
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Laughable tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable throws a roundhouse to the jaw. You Eat It doesn't notice.
Laughable tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It throws a strong hook to the eye.
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+Laughable backs up You Eat It with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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Laughable tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but Laughable backs out of it.
-You Eat It tries a series of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
-You Eat It attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Laughable backs out of it.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a roundhouse to the nose, but Laughable quickly backs away.
+Laughable tattoos You Eat It with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it landed 13 of 57 punches, and Laughable SH landed 32 of 32 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-18
You Eat It doesn't even want to rest!
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
You Eat It is brawling. (inside)
Laughable backpedals and jabs.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Laughable ties him up.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-You Eat It launches a pair of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
+You Eat It hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Laughable fires a flurry of painful blows to the chin.
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+You Eat It annoys Laughable with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
-You Eat It charges with a pair of blows to the nose, but Laughable steps aside.
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+Laughable wallops You Eat It with a commanding straight right to the eye.
-You Eat It lashes out with a series of left shots to the eye, but Laughable steps aside.
+Laughable pops You Eat It with a flurry of painful blows to the head.
Laughable lands a vicious right punch in the nose and You Eat It is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Laughable SH wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
You Eat It grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye.
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Laughable SH wins by a knockout!
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