Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Charles Schumer by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, November 21, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Straw hits Schumer with a series of strong combinations to the chin.
-Schumer probes with a right roundhouse to the face, but goes wide.
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-Straw lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hits with Schumer with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Schumer tries a straight right to the eye, but Straw stays away from it.
Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw drills Schumer with a volley of stiff combinations to the chin. Schumer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Straw jolts Schumer with a series of commanding combinations to the head. Schumer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Straw lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Schumer is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Schumer can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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