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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated The Phenom XII by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, October 12, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is The Phenom XII!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Phenom Xii tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

The Phenom Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Phenom Xii smacks Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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+The Phenom Xii fires a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
+The Phenom Xii hits with Dorkness 4 with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos The Phenom Xii with a series of painful shots to the stomach!! The Phenom Xii grimaces in pain.
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The Phenom Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 punches The Phenom Xii with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs!!
+The Phenom Xii stuns Dorkness 4 with a series of furious punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 is hurt!
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+The Phenom Xii strikes with a flurry of wild combinations to the nose!!
+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the chest.
+The Phenom Xii punches Dorkness 4 with a sweeping right to the chin.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers The Phenom Xii with a sweeping right to the solar plexus!
+The Phenom Xii pounds Dorkness 4 with a sweeping right to the mouth.
The Phenom Xii lands a decisive left punch in the nose and Dorkness 4 collapses!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Phenom Xii punches Dorkness 4 with a barrage of strong combinations to the eye.
The Phenom Xii lands a decisive punch in the nose and Dorkness 4's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Phenom Xii hits Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
The Phenom Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises The Phenom Xii with a volley of wild shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a ferocious left cross to the jaw and The Phenom Xii lands flat on his back!!

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The Phenom Xii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up The Phenom Xii with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a tremendous blow to the temple and The Phenom Xii drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

The Phenom Xii can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!