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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated I stole this from Manny v1.01 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, August 5, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is I stole this from Manny v1.01!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Manny V1.01 paws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Manny V1.01 hits with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Manny V1.01 paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Slammer covers himself well.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 8 of 23 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Manny V1.01 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 paws a pair of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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+Manny V1.01 jolts Slammer with a pair of heavy shots to the ribs.
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 6 of 25 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Manny V1.01 attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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-Manny V1.01 tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but Slammer takes it in the forearms.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 tries a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 tries to land a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 4 of 22 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 30-27


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 4

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 fights inside. (inside)

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-Manny V1.01 launches a pair of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Slammer connects with a flurry of commanding shots to the eye. Manny V1.01 grimaces in pain. Slammer sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Manny V1.01's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!