Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Clark Wiggles defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, July 9, 2022In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Clark Wiggles!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Wiggles is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Wiggles probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
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-Wiggles tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Wiggles attempts a pair of blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Wiggles fires a left jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Censored punches Wiggles with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest. Wiggles beats a hasty retreat.
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+Censored rocks Wiggles with a mean roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Censored paws a pair of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
+Censored shakes Wiggles with a series of punches to the jaw!
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-Wiggles paws a series of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Wiggles launches a series of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Wiggles pounds Censored with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Censored lunges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Wiggles quickly backs away.
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-Censored attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Wiggles tries a volley of punches to the temple, but Censored quickly backs away.
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+Wiggles throws a left to the ribs.
-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Wiggles ducks just in time.
-Wiggles attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
-Censored attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Wiggles leaps aside.
-Censored launches a right to the eye, but Wiggles steps aside and laughs.
+Wiggles pummels Censored with a pair of punches to the temple. Wiggles is hammering relentlessly! Censored can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Clark Wiggles wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Wiggles receives medical attention from his trainer.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Clark Wiggles wins by a technical knockout!
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