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(Featherweight) Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis defeated Slim Boy Fat by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Wednesday, June 22, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Walk Like An Egyptian lands a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Walk Like An Egyptian jars Slim with a hard jab to the mouth!
-Slim charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Walk Like An Egyptian backs out of it.
+Walk Like An Egyptian catches Slim with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hits Slim with a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian catches Slim with a sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Walk Like An Egyptian jars Slim with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Slim throws a right sweeping right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Slim jolts Walk Like An Egyptian with a cross to the chin!!
-Walk Like An Egyptian tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Slim drills Walk Like An Egyptian with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian tosses a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 32 of 61 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 12 of 24 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 10-9


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Walk Like An Egyptian hits Slim with a flurry of light blows to the chin. Slim seems wobbly!
+Slim lands a volley of loud punches to the chin.
+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Walk Like An Egyptian lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian throws a pair of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Slim tries to land a series of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Slim grazes Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Slim probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Walk Like An Egyptian backs out of it.
+Walk Like An Egyptian smacks Slim with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Slim seems wobbly!
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+Slim jars Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Walk Like An Egyptian seems wobbly!
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+Walk Like An Egyptian grazes Slim with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. Slim doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 29 of 41 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 14 of 23 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 20-18


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Slim scores with a strong sweeping right to the temple.
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-Slim lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Walk Like An Egyptian deftly avoits it.
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-Slim tries a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Slim hits Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth. Walk Like An Egyptian sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian paws a roundhouse to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Walk Like An Egyptian solidly lands a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Slim quickly recovers.
-Walk Like An Egyptian throws a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 27 of 41 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 11 of 23 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 30-27


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slim jars Walk Like An Egyptian with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
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+Slim shakes Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Walk Like An Egyptian backs up Slim with a nasty jab to the stomach.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian suprises Slim with a nice cross to the stomach.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian tries a volley of left punches to the face, but Slim deftly avoits it.
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-Slim throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Slim lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Walk Like An Egyptian deftly avoits it.
-Slim fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Walk Like An Egyptian backs out of it.
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-Slim throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian launches a series of right punches to the face, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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+Walk Like An Egyptian grazes Slim with a mean right to the jaw.
+Slim hammers Walk Like An Egyptian with a volley of quick punches to the chin. Walk Like An Egyptian falls against the ropes!
-Slim attacks with a straight right to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slim pokes Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian suprises Slim with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Walk Like An Egyptian slams Slim with a flurry of blows to the jaw!
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+Slim hits with a barrage of off balance blows to the chin.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian tosses a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Slim hammers Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 32 of 39 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 25 of 52 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 39-37


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Slim tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Slim fires a series of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian clocks Slim with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Slim pokes Walk Like An Egyptian with a strong roundhouse to the temple!!
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+Slim wakes up the fans with a uppercut to the mouth.
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-Slim tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian escapes.
+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a series of punches to the jaw. Slim ignores it.
+Walk Like An Egyptian scores with a barrage of punches to the face. Slim ignores it.
-Walk Like An Egyptian lashes out with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Slim backs out of it.
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-Slim attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside and laughs.
+Slim smashes Walk Like An Egyptian with a series of solid punches to the nose!!
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+Slim scores with a nasty jab to the chin.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Slim hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Slim tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside and laughs.
+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a pair of mean punches to the chest. Slim gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 32 of 39 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 20 of 46 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 49-46


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Walk Like An Egyptian smashes Slim with a flurry of punches to the face. Slim asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Slim probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Walk Like An Egyptian ducks.
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-Slim throws a left right to the head, but fails to score.
+Slim grazes Walk Like An Egyptian with a series of glancing punches to the mouth. Walk Like An Egyptian ignores it.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian fires a series of loud punches to the head.
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-Slim fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Slim charges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Walk Like An Egyptian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian throws a powerful jab to the nose. Slim gets mad!
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+Slim belts Walk Like An Egyptian with a vicious cross to the head.
+Walk Like An Egyptian connects with a series of strong punches to the mouth. Slim hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian drills Slim with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Slim throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Walk Like An Egyptian attempts a left to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Slim throws a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 29 of 40 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 18 of 47 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 59-55


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Slim is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slim clocks Walk Like An Egyptian with a jab to the temple. Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't seem bothered.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian hits Slim with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Slim grazes Walk Like An Egyptian with a light straight right to the mouth.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian wakes up the fans with a volley of furious punches to the eye. Slim quickly recovers.
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-Slim attempts a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian deftly avoits it.
+Slim grazes Walk Like An Egyptian with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian wallops Slim with a series of punches to the jaw! Slim ignores it.
-Slim tries a jab to the mouth, but Walk Like An Egyptian covers himself well.
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-Slim paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Walk Like An Egyptian deftly avoits it.
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-Slim launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Slim probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian catches Slim with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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+Walk Like An Egyptian pops Slim with a straight right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 29 of 39 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 16 of 46 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 69-64


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Slim is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Walk Like An Egyptian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slim backpedals and jabs.

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+Slim solidly lands a series of off balance punches to the mouth. Walk Like An Egyptian quickly recovers.
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-Slim throws a jab to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Slim probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Walk Like An Egyptian ties him up.
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-Slim attempts a straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Slim lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Walk Like An Egyptian ducks just in time.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian jars Slim with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Slim lunges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slim backs up Walk Like An Egyptian with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Walk Like An Egyptian gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 6 of 8 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 18 of 51 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 78-74


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Slim is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Walk Like An Egyptian backpedals and jabs.
Slim backpedals and jabs.

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+Slim lands a flurry of wild punches to the head.
+Walk Like An Egyptian attacks with a series of stiff punches to the nose!
-Slim fires a series of right punches to the head, but Walk Like An Egyptian leaps aside.
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+Slim throws a wild jab to the chin.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian clocks Slim with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
-Slim throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Walk Like An Egyptian covers himself well.
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+Slim slams Walk Like An Egyptian with a barrage of wild shots to the chest!! Walk Like An Egyptian grimaces in pain.
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-Slim attacks with a jab to the solar plexus, but Walk Like An Egyptian takes it in the forearms.
+Walk Like An Egyptian pops Slim with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Slim tries a series of punches to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian escapes.
+Walk Like An Egyptian hits with a barrage of commanding shots to the nose.
-Slim launches a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Slim launches a cross to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian ties him up.
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-Walk Like An Egyptian paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Slim escapes.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian stuns Slim with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 29 of 40 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 16 of 55 punches.

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 88-83


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't even want to rest!

Slim is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Walk Like An Egyptian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slim backpedals and jabs.

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-Slim lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Slim fires a barrage of loud blows to the eye!! Walk Like An Egyptian retreats to the far corner.
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-Slim attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Slim lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Walk Like An Egyptian hides behind his gloves.
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-Slim fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside.
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+Slim punches Walk Like An Egyptian with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Slim tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but Walk Like An Egyptian hides behind his gloves.
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-Slim paws a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Walk Like An Egyptian blocks.
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-Slim attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian clocks Slim with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 6 of 8 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 13 of 45 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 97-93


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Walk Like An Egyptian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slim backpedals and jabs.

-Slim tries a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Slim lashes out with a roundhouse to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Slim throws a jab to the eye, but Walk Like An Egyptian stays away from it.
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+Slim throws a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slim lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Slim takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Slim launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Slim tries to land a left right to the jaw, but Walk Like An Egyptian steps aside.
-Slim launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Walk Like An Egyptian deftly avoits it.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian belts Slim with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 7 of 8 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 13 of 51 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 106-103


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim looks exhausted.



ROUND 12

Walk Like An Egyptian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slim backpedals and jabs.

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-Slim attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Walk Like An Egyptian ducks.
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-Slim tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Slim tosses a nice straight right to the face!!
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-Slim lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Slim tries a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Walk Like An Egyptian drills Slim with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Slim fires a flurry of punches to the ribs. Walk Like An Egyptian beats a hasty retreat.
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-Slim fires a pair of punches to the nose, but Walk Like An Egyptian escapes.
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-Slim probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Walk Like An Egyptian hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis landed 7 of 8 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 10 of 48 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis is winning the fight 115-113


Walk Like An Egyptian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim looks exhausted.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 115-113


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 2: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 3: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 6: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 7: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis 115-113

Michael "Walk Like An Egyptian" Kipnis wins by decision!