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(Super-Featherweight) Portia "LaBella" Perez defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, June 8, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Portia "LaBella" Perez!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Labella counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)

-Dorkness 4 lunges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dorkness 4 clocks Labella with a series of shots to the chest.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 attempts a uppercut to the stomach, but Labella leans away and hits back with a combination to the stomach. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of right blows to the chest, but Labella narrowly avoids it
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Labella slips it and retaliates with a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs.
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+Labella throws a volley of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Labella throws a barrage of vicious combinations to the chest.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of furious shots to the solar plexus!! Labella hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 14 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Labella doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Labella counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)

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+Labella nails Dorkness 4 with a barrage of vicious combinations to the stomach.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a glancing counter-punch to the stomach!!
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Dorkness 4 fires a series of combinations to the stomach, but Labella slips it and retaliates with a volley of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Labella slips it and retaliates with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 4 whacks Labella with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Labella ducks.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Labella shakes Dorkness 4 with a pair of strong combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 16 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Labella doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Labella counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)

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-Dorkness 4 charges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of left shots to the chest, but Labella slips it and strikes back with a series of combinations to the chest.
Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but Labella deflects it and strikes back with a series of quick combinations to the ribs.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Labella hits with a barrage of light shots to the stomach.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 slams Labella with a pair of shots to the stomach. Labella grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 11 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Labella doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Labella is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Labella takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of blows to the chest, but Labella leans away and hits back with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus!!
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Dorkness 4 attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but Labella slips it and strikes back with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Labella stays away from it.
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+Labella punches Dorkness 4 with a flurry of commanding combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Labella with a pair of commanding blows to the chest!! Labella backpedals to his own corner.
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Labella tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 smashes Labella with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Labella lands a pair of strong combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 12 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Labella remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Labella is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

Dorkness 4 paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Labella leans away and hits back with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Labella slips it and strikes first with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 tags Labella with a series of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Labella slips it and strikes back with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Labella stays away from it.
+Labella tosses a barrage of wild combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers Labella with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 shakes Labella with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a pair of left combinations to the chest, but Labella beats a hasty retreat.
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+Labella hits with a nasty combination to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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Dorkness 4 probes with a counter-punch to the ribs, but Labella leans away and hits back with a volley of painful blows to the stomach.
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+Labella stuns Dorkness 4 with a painful combination to the ribs.
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+Labella shakes Dorkness 4 with a quick combination to the stomach.
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+Labella attacks with a counter-punch to the chest. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 4 throws a series of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 19 of 38 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 30 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Labella grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Labella is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Labella shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkness 4 tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Labella knocks it away and strikes first with a volley of strong combinations to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but Labella slips it and strikes first with a pair of furious combinations to the stomach.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Labella leaps aside.
Dorkness 4 throws a straight right to the stomach, but Labella leans away and hits back with a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of left shots to the ribs, but Labella beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Labella backs out of it.
+Labella smashes Dorkness 4 with a volley of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Labella fires a volley of stiff combinations to the chest.
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+Labella tosses a volley of combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
+Labella annoys Dorkness 4 with a quick counter-punch to the ribs!
Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Labella knocks it away and hits first with a light counter-punch to the ribs.
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+Labella drills Dorkness 4 with a volley of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 covers up.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Labella with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 39 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 30 of 30 punches.

Portia "LaBella" Perez won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 59-55


Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Labella is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Labella backpedals and jabs.

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+Labella annoys Dorkness 4 with a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Labella quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a hook to the stomach, but Labella escapes.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of left blows to the chest, but Labella steps aside.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Labella blocks.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Labella with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Dorkness 4 launches a volley of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a pair of stinging shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 42 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 69-64


Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Labella is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Labella backpedals and jabs.

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-Dorkness 4 throws a jab to the stomach, but Labella leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Labella beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 4 belts Labella with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Labella hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a right right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Labella attacks with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 4 staggers Labella with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 39 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 79-73


Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Labella is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Labella backpedals and jabs.

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+Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of loud shots to the chest. Labella beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Labella beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 4 tries a uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Labella with a series of blows to the ribs. Labella seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Labella beats a hasty retreat.
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+Labella attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 39 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 89-82


Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Labella grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Labella backpedals and jabs.

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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Labella hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a straight right to the ribs, but Labella ducks.
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+Labella hurts Dorkness 4 with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 4 paws a jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a left hook to the stomach, but Labella takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 4 whacks Labella with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but Labella beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 4 slams Labella with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Labella with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 39 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 99-91


Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Labella grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Labella tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 4 probes with a roundhouse to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Labella backs up Dorkness 4 with a pair of combinations to the temple!! Dorkness 4 covers up.
-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach!
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+Labella slams Dorkness 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
Labella lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Dorkness 4 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 4 paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Labella grazes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of quick shots to the chin!
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+Labella annoys Dorkness 4 with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
Labella lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 4 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a series of shots to the ribs. Labella grimaces in pain.
+Labella hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the head. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
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+Labella tattoos Dorkness 4 with a series of nasty combinations to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Labella tosses a flurry of heavy combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Labella lands a terrific right uppercut and Dorkness 4 falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Portia "LaBella" Perez wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye.

Labella is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Portia "LaBella" Perez 10-9
Round 6: Portia "LaBella" Perez 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Portia "LaBella" Perez 10-9
Round 6: Portia "LaBella" Perez 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Portia "LaBella" Perez 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Portia "LaBella" Perez wins by a knockout!