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(Cruiserweight) Coconut Water defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, May 14, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Coconut Water!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ulvaeus throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Water punches Ulvaeus with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Ulvaeus hits with a furious right to the temple.
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-Water attempts a right to the chest, but Ulvaeus narrowly avoids it
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus staggers Water with a flurry of punches to the eye!
Ulvaeus lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Water drops like a stone!!

ONE

TWO

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SEVEN
Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ulvaeus backs up Water with a nasty roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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+Water annoys Ulvaeus with a volley of commanding blows to the stomach. Ulvaeus shakes his head to clear it.
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+Ulvaeus jars Water with a flurry of punches to the temple!
+Ulvaeus throws a volley of punches to the eye.
Ulvaeus lands a quick hook and Water goes over backwards!!

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TWO

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SIX
Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Water tries to land a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Ulvaeus ducks just in time.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus annoys Water with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Ulvaeus throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus smacks Water with a pair of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus fires a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Ulvaeus connects with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coconut Water landed 1 of 15 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 45 of 47 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-7

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-7


Water grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 2

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ulvaeus lands a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth! Water ignores it.
-Ulvaeus throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Water hides behind his gloves.
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-Water throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Ulvaeus attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Water covers himself well.
+Water backs up Ulvaeus with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Water is jabbing and laughing! Ulvaeus falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Coconut Water wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Water is obviously tired.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7

Coconut Water wins by a technical knockout!