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Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 9, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Boom I tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them. +Schumer pounds Boom I with a barrage of punches to the head. Boom I backpedals to his own corner. +Boom I fires a barrage of combinations to the eye. Schumer retreats to the far corner. +Boom I annoys Schumer with a series of quick blows to the temple. Boom I lands a sudden right haymaker and Schumer's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Schumer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -Schumer throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but to no avail. ... +Schumer wakes up the fans with a flurry of vicious shots to the chin! Boom I tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Schumer connects with a pair of stinging shots to the chin. Schumer lands a lightning blow to the head and Boom I lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Schumer lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth. Boom I gets mad! Schumer lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Boom I is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Charles Schumer wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Boom I can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. Schumer can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. Charles Schumer wins by a knockout!