Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) ."Dana Dameson". defeated Dung Eater by disqualification in round 4.Match Monday, May 2, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is ."Dana Dameson".!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Dana Dameson backpedals and jabs.
-Eater fires a left cross to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Eater attempts a pair of blows to the chin, but Dana Dameson blocks.
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-Eater fires a pair of blows to the head, but Dana Dameson ducks just in time.
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+Eater catches Dana Dameson with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Eater attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Dana Dameson ducks just in time.
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+Eater hits Dana Dameson with a stiff cross to the eye.
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+Dana Dameson shakes Eater with a jab to the solar plexus. Eater sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Eater attempts a flurry of right shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Eater wakes up the fans with a loud hook to the face. Dana Dameson laughs!
+Dana Dameson hits with a pair of painful shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dung Eater landed 11 of 40 punches, and ."Dana Dameson". landed 15 of 15 punches.
Dung Eater won the round 10-9
Dung Eater is winning the fight 10-9
Eater doesn't even want to rest!
Dana Dameson doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Dana Dameson backpedals and jabs.
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-Eater lashes out with a right hook to the chin, but Dana Dameson escapes.
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+Eater tosses a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Eater throws a left hook to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Eater tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Dana Dameson backs out of it.
-Eater tries a volley of punches to the face, but Dana Dameson backs out of it.
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+Eater shakes Dana Dameson with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
+Eater nails Dana Dameson with a volley of glancing blows to the mouth.
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-Eater attacks with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but falls short.
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+Dana Dameson grazes Eater with a heavy sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Dana Dameson annoys Eater with a vicious jab to the solar plexus.
+Dana Dameson tosses a series of punches to the ribs. Eater laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dung Eater landed 10 of 41 punches, and ."Dana Dameson". landed 16 of 16 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dung Eater is winning the fight 20-19
Eater grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dana Dameson doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 3
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Dana Dameson backpedals and jabs.
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+Dana Dameson tosses a strong left to the ribs. Eater beats a hasty retreat.
+Dana Dameson thumps Eater with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach. Eater ignores it.
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-Eater tries a pair of right shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Eater charges with a right uppercut to the temple, but Dana Dameson leaps aside.
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-Eater launches a pair of left blows to the nose, but Dana Dameson backs out of it.
-Eater attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Eater throws a left hook to the temple, but Dana Dameson stays away from it.
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-Eater attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Dana Dameson beats a hasty retreat.
+Eater fires Dana Dameson with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Eater fires a series of blows to the jaw, but Dana Dameson leaps aside.
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+Eater pokes Dana Dameson with a series of off balance shots to the head!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dung Eater landed 11 of 39 punches, and ."Dana Dameson". landed 16 of 16 punches.
."Dana Dameson". won the round 10-8
."Dana Dameson". is winning the fight 29-28
Eater is obviously tired.
Dana Dameson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 4
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Dana Dameson lures his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
+Eater punches Dana Dameson with a flurry of commanding blows to the face.
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+Eater hits Dana Dameson with an illegal rabbit punch! ."Dana Dameson". pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
."Dana Dameson". wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Eater collapses limply onto his stool.
Dana Dameson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ."Dana Dameson". 10-9
Round 2: ."Dana Dameson". 10-9
Round 3: ."Dana Dameson". 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dung Eater 10-9
Round 2: Dung Eater 10-9
Round 3: ."Dana Dameson". 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: ."Dana Dameson". 10-9
Round 3: ."Dana Dameson". 10-8
."Dana Dameson". wins by a foul!
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