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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Demon XIII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, April 20, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BB Demon XIII!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of solid shots to the stomach. Bb Demon Xiii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bb Demon Xiii smacks Dorkness 4 with a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 whacks Bb Demon Xiii with a series of commanding punches to the ribs! Bb Demon Xiii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bb Demon Xiii attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 throws a stiff cross to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii catches Dorkness 4 with a barrage of blows to the chest! Dorkness 4 is hurt!
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+Dorkness 4 hits Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii annoys Dorkness 4 with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a series of quick blows to the ribs. Bb Demon Xiii quickly recovers.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii throws a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 tosses a heavy left to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a decisive left haymaker and Bb Demon Xiii is flattened!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 25 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 23 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-8

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bb Demon Xiii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii pounds Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Bb Demon Xiii steps aside.
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+Bb Demon Xiii punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii hits with a solid uppercut to the ribs. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of stinging shots to the ribs.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus!!
Dorkness 4 lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Bb Demon Xiii bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 21 of 23 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 19 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-16

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Bb Demon Xiii looks exhausted.

ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Bb Demon Xiii tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Bb Demon Xiii tosses a flurry of painful shots to the stomach.
+Bb Demon Xiii suprises Dorkness 4 with a flurry of strong blows to the stomach!
+Dorkness 4 belts Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs. Bb Demon Xiii falls against the ropes!
+Bb Demon Xiii hammers Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii clocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of stiff shots to the stomach!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 belts Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of punches to the stomach!
Dorkness 4 lands a decisive right blow to the head and Bb Demon Xiii collapses!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a vicious hook to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a tremendous left haymaker and Bb Demon Xiii's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii pounds Dorkness 4 with a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a cross to the chest!!
+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of painful blows to the chest.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 23 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 14 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-23

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Bb Demon Xiii can't remember which corner is his.

ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 is raining blows! Bb Demon Xiii falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Bb Demon Xiii can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!