Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Demon XIII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Wednesday, March 30, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BB Demon XIII!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Bb Demon Xiii takes charge with a volley of blows to the stomach!
+Dorkness 4 attacks with a hook to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 4 shakes Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of furious blows to the stomach.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a nasty uppercut to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii lands a pair of vicious shots to the chest.
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+Bb Demon Xiii rocks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 25 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 23 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bb Demon Xiii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Bb Demon Xiii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Bb Demon Xiii tosses a flurry of off balance blows to the ribs. Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii lands a barrage of wild blows to the ribs. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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+Bb Demon Xiii nails Dorkness 4 with a pair of painful shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 22 of 22 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 20 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bb Demon Xiii is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 connects with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Bb Demon Xiii hits with a pair of furious punches to the ribs!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 thumps Bb Demon Xiii with a series of punches to the chest.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii grazes Dorkness 4 with a volley of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Bb Demon Xiii throws a flurry of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Bb Demon Xiii belts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bb Demon Xiii tries a right hook to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 25 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 16 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
Bb Demon Xiii collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Bb Demon Xiii pops Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bb Demon Xiii staggers Dorkness 4 with a barrage of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a volley of nice shots to the solar plexus!
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a barrage of nice shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii wakes up the fans with a volley of stinging shots to the stomach. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 4 nails Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of quick shots to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Bb Demon Xiii lands flat on his back!!
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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bb Demon Xiii attempts a right to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 narrowly avoids it
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 22 of 22 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 11 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-35
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
Bb Demon Xiii can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Bb Demon Xiii launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 leaps aside.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 punches Bb Demon Xiii with a series of solid shots to the chest! Bb Demon Xiii backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 4 pounds Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of nice shots to the solar plexus! Bb Demon Xiii laughs! Dorkness 4 is raining blows! Bb Demon Xiii collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
Bb Demon Xiii can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!
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