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(Bantamweight) The Edge defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by disqualification in round 12.

Match Tuesday, March 22, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is The Edge!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge staggers Dorkness 3 with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
+The Edge fires a jab to the jaw! Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+The Edge solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the head.
+The Edge hits with a series of punches to the face!
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+The Edge throws a flurry of punches to the head.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge hits with a wild jab to the temple.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but The Edge escapes.
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+The Edge grazes Dorkness 3 with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 24 punches, and The Edge landed 33 of 33 punches.

The Edge won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Edge doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus!!
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+The Edge clocks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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+The Edge scores with a jab to the ribs.
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+The Edge whacks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus!
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge annoys Dorkness 3 with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs! Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+The Edge smacks Dorkness 3 with a series of furious punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Edge takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 24 punches, and The Edge landed 29 of 33 punches.

The Edge won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Edge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge slams Dorkness 3 with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs!
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+The Edge pounds Dorkness 3 with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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+The Edge thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+The Edge belts Dorkness 3 with a light jab to the chest.
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+The Edge jars Dorkness 3 with a series of light punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but The Edge stays away from it.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but The Edge quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of light punches to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 24 punches, and The Edge landed 30 of 34 punches.

The Edge won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but The Edge takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus. The Edge hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge stuns Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 22 punches, and The Edge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+The Edge lashes out with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge connects with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge pounds Dorkness 3 with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but The Edge blocks.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of nice blows to the chest. The Edge covers up.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+The Edge fires a volley of mean punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but The Edge ties him up.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a series of shots to the solar plexus. The Edge seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but The Edge hides behind his gloves.
+The Edge whacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 39 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 32 punches.

The Edge won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge pounds Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but The Edge deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 3 whacks The Edge with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but The Edge covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 3 tattoos The Edge with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but The Edge covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 42 punches, and The Edge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 3 fires a straight right to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge connects with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a left hook to the solar plexus, but The Edge narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Edge ducks just in time.
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+The Edge solidly lands a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of heavy shots to the stomach. The Edge retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but The Edge ties him up.
+The Edge backs up Dorkness 3 with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus!
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+The Edge pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 40 punches, and The Edge landed 27 of 33 punches.

The Edge won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Edge ducks.
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+The Edge throws a barrage of solid shots to the nose.
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+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a barrage of furious shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys The Edge with a hard hook to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 37 punches, and The Edge landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 3 pops The Edge with a pair of nice shots to the eye.
Dorkness 3 lands a tremendous left blow to the head and The Edge is knocked off his feet!!

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The Edge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Edge lands a right to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 3 tags The Edge with a series of punches to the head!!
+Dorkness 3 fires a left to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 jolts The Edge with a flurry of light punches to the jaw! The Edge grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Edge nails Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the chest!!
+The Edge belts Dorkness 3 with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge fires a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but The Edge blocks.
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The fighters circle.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a hook to the nose, but The Edge leaps aside.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+The Edge strikes with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
+The Edge lands a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 3 tags The Edge with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 22 of 48 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Edge is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is using the ring. (using the ring)

+The Edge hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach!!
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+Dorkness 3 belts The Edge with a loud uppercut to the ribs.
+The Edge tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the eye!
+The Edge hurts Dorkness 3 with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
+Dorkness 3 punches The Edge with a flurry of shots to the ribs. The Edge gets mad!
+The Edge hits with a jab to the face.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
+The Edge whacks Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+The Edge fires a flurry of blows to the head.
+The Edge connects with a flurry of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 is hurt!
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+The Edge thumps Dorkness 3 with a jab to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of shots to the chest, but The Edge escapes.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a right hook to the ribs, but The Edge blocks.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but The Edge blocks.
+Dorkness 3 jars The Edge with a flurry of strong shots to the solar plexus. The Edge doesn't notice.
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+The Edge connects with a pair of punches to the eye.
+The Edge hits with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a series of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 19 of 42 punches, and The Edge landed 64 of 65 punches.

The Edge won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 95-94


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Edge is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
The Edge is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Edge strikes with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+The Edge drills Dorkness 3 with a light jab to the head. Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+The Edge attacks with a pair of loud shots to the eye!
+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a pair of painful shots to the solar plexus.
+The Edge hits with a barrage of stinging shots to the head.
+The Edge catches Dorkness 3 with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
+The Edge solidly lands a heavy jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 drills The Edge with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus! The Edge covers up.
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+The Edge jars Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+The Edge jars Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but The Edge escapes.
+Dorkness 3 suprises The Edge with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 39 punches, and The Edge landed 63 of 63 punches.

The Edge won the round 10-9

The Edge is winning the fight 105-103


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Edge looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+The Edge pops Dorkness 3 with a series of quick punches to the face. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+The Edge fires a flurry of hard punches to the head.
+The Edge hits with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of blows to the face, but misses.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of hooks to the chin, but The Edge narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 3 jars The Edge with a barrage of nasty roundhouses to the face!
Dorkness 3 lands a mighty cross to the jaw and The Edge is knocked off his feet!!

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The Edge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a left blow to the nose, but The Edge backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 3 hits The Edge with a flurry of mean blows to the jaw.
Dorkness 3 lands a decisive left cross to the jaw and The Edge is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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The Edge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Edge drills Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
-The Edge fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters trade hooks to the face.
+Dorkness 3 catches The Edge with a pair of nice shots to the face. The Edge shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of hooks to the head. The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Edge hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
+The Edge tosses a right to the head.
+The Edge wallops Dorkness 3 with a jab to the nose.
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-The Edge probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 3 narrowly avoids it
+The Edge shakes Dorkness 3 with a heavy sweeping right to the chin.
+Dorkness 3 fires a light right to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 tattoos The Edge with a blow to the groin! The Edge pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
The Edge wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Edge collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: The Edge 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: The Edge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: The Edge 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: The Edge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: The Edge 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9

The Edge wins by a foul!