Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Demon XIII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Wednesday, March 9, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BB Demon XIII!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Bb Demon Xiii punches Dorkness 4 with a volley of quick blows to the stomach.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii jolts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of glancing shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap blows to the chin.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 stuns Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of powerful shots to the chest.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii throws a flurry of strong punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bb Demon Xiii lands a pair of stiff shots to the stomach. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bb Demon Xiii drills Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of loud blows to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 24 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 23 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bb Demon Xiii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a right uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a series of wild punches to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii laughs!
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+Bb Demon Xiii rocks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Bb Demon Xiii with a nice cross to the solar plexus.
+Bb Demon Xiii hurts Dorkness 4 with a volley of nice punches to the ribs! Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
+Bb Demon Xiii jolts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii pummels Dorkness 4 with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Bb Demon Xiii grazes Dorkness 4 with a volley of heavy shots to the chest.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 25 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 23 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
Bb Demon Xiii is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Bb Demon Xiii beats a hasty retreat.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 rocks Bb Demon Xiii with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii hits with a vicious hook to the stomach!!
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+Bb Demon Xiii grazes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of nasty blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 smashes Bb Demon Xiii with a barrage of vicious blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii connects with a pair of blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of shots to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 25 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 18 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
Bb Demon Xiii is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii hits with a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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-Bb Demon Xiii launches a series of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Bb Demon Xiii punches Dorkness 4 with a solid hook to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii catches Dorkness 4 with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Bb Demon Xiii beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 26 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 18 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
Bb Demon Xiii collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of stinging shots to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii is hurt!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii jars Dorkness 4 with a volley of nice blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Bb Demon Xiii with a barrage of nice blows to the ribs. Bb Demon Xiii ignores it.
Dorkness 4 lands a ferocious uppercut and Bb Demon Xiii's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bb Demon Xiii pummels Dorkness 4 with a hook to the ribs!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs!! Bb Demon Xiii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a flurry of quick punches to the stomach!!
+Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a cruel blow to the head and Bb Demon Xiii hurtles to the canvas!!
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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bb Demon Xiii smacks Dorkness 4 with a series of furious shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bb Demon Xiii suprises Dorkness 4 with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of furious blows to the stomach.
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-Bb Demon Xiii probes with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Bb Demon Xiii throws a powerful uppercut to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 29 of 42 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 16 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-43
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
Bb Demon Xiii can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bb Demon Xiii fights inside. (inside)
-Bb Demon Xiii fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Bb Demon Xiii charges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 narrowly avoids it
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-Bb Demon Xiii attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 4 rocks Bb Demon Xiii with a stiff uppercut to the chest. Dorkness 4 is jabbing and laughing! Bb Demon Xiii seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
Bb Demon Xiii can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.
The doctor won't let BB Demon XIII continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 4 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!
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