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(Middleweight) Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin defeated Dad 58 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, February 11, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Dad 58!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dad 58 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Dad 58 connects with a pair of off balance blows to the face.
+Punchy slams Dad 58 with a barrage of mean shots to the mouth.
+Punchy jars Dad 58 with a volley of blows to the mouth.
Punchy lands a cruel punch in the nose and Dad 58 collapses!!

ONE

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SIX

SEVEN
Dad 58 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Punchy fires a left uppercut to the eye, but Dad 58 ducks.
+Dad 58 connects with a mean uppercut to the head!
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+Punchy throws a series of painful combinations to the jaw!
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+Dad 58 strikes with a barrage of combinations to the head.
Dad 58 lands a blood spattering left blow to the head and Punchy is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

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FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dad 58 jars Punchy with a barrage of combinations to the temple!
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+Dad 58 wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy combinations to the head. Punchy doesn't notice.
Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dad 58 tosses a barrage of wild shots to the temple.
+Dad 58 grazes Punchy with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
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+Dad 58 hits with a volley of painful punches to the nose. Punchy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dad 58 lands a vicious left blow to the head and Punchy falls to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Punchy lashes out with a volley of left combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Punchy belts Dad 58 with a series of blows to the mouth.
Punchy lands a crashing right blow to the head and Dad 58's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Dad 58 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Punchy hits with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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+Punchy slams Dad 58 with a series of nice combinations to the head.
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Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dad 58 grazes Punchy with a vicious right to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dad 58 landed 32 of 33 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 12 of 23 punches.

Dad 58 won the round 10-9

Dad 58 is winning the fight 10-9


Dad 58 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Punchy doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Dad 58 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Dad 58 shakes Punchy with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
+Punchy hits Dad 58 with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dad 58 throws a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Dad 58 hits with a series of solid punches to the temple.
+Dad 58 nails Punchy with a pair of glancing blows to the jaw.
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+Dad 58 hits with a barrage of commanding combinations to the chin.
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+Dad 58 hits with a pair of combinations to the nose!
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Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy throws a sweeping right to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Punchy tags Dad 58 with a flurry of nasty shots to the face.
Punchy lands a brutal punch in the nose and Dad 58 is flattened!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Dad 58 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Punchy wallops Dad 58 with a loud cross to the jaw!
+Dad 58 solidly lands a pair of solid combinations to the jaw.
Dad 58 lands a decisive left cross to the jaw and Punchy's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dad 58 tags Punchy with a jab to the eye.
-Punchy charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Dad 58 covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dad 58 landed 27 of 29 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 10 of 25 punches.

Dad 58 won the round 10-9

Dad 58 is winning the fight 20-18


Dad 58 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Punchy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Dad 58 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Punchy catches Dad 58 with a barrage of heavy shots to the head!
+Dad 58 lashes out with a series of commanding blows to the mouth.
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+Dad 58 tosses a pair of powerful combinations to the head. Punchy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dad 58 smashes Punchy with a powerful jab to the face.
Dad 58 lands a tremendous uppercut and Punchy collapses!!

ONE

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dad 58 throws a furious combination to the chin.
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+Dad 58 pokes Punchy with a straight right to the face.
Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Punchy annoys Dad 58 with a right to the chin.
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+Dad 58 throws a volley of blows to the jaw.
+Dad 58 tosses a volley of punches to the eye.
-Punchy launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Dad 58 steps aside.
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+Dad 58 pops Punchy with a barrage of blows to the head.
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-Punchy attempts a jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Punchy suprises Dad 58 with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
Punchy lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Dad 58 is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Dad 58 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy throws a volley of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dad 58 landed 29 of 31 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 8 of 24 punches.

Dad 58 won the round 10-9

Dad 58 is winning the fight 30-27


Dad 58 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Punchy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Dad 58 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Dad 58 catches Punchy with a nice straight right to the temple!!
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+Punchy tattoos Dad 58 with a uppercut to the jaw. Dad 58 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Punchy tries a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Dad 58 hides behind his gloves.
+Dad 58 hits with a nice jab to the mouth.
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Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dad 58 hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Punchy covers up.
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+Dad 58 pounds Punchy with a commanding uppercut to the mouth.
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-Punchy throws a series of combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Punchy shakes Dad 58 with a uppercut to the mouth.
Punchy lands a beautiful left blow to the temple and Dad 58's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Dad 58 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Punchy attacks with a flurry of blows to the temple.
+Dad 58 tags Punchy with a flurry of loud blows to the jaw. Punchy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dad 58 lands a resounding blow to the head and Punchy is flattened!!

ONE

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dad 58 connects with a pair of mean combinations to the jaw.
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+Dad 58 throws a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dad 58 landed 27 of 32 punches, and Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 7 of 23 punches.

Dad 58 won the round 10-9

Dad 58 is winning the fight 40-36


Dad 58 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a broken tooth.

Punchy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Dad 58 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Punchy launches a pair of right shots to the chin, but Dad 58 covers himself well.
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+Punchy fires a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. Dad 58 falls against the ropes!
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+Dad 58 hits with a volley of heavy combinations to the jaw.
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Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Punchy fires a flurry of solid blows to the eye.
Punchy lands a cruel left cross to the jaw and Dad 58 collapses!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Dad 58 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Punchy nails Dad 58 with a flurry of mean combinations to the nose.
+Dad 58 drills Punchy with a barrage of powerful combinations to the mouth.
Dad 58 lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Punchy falls senseless!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dad 58 annoys Punchy with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Punchy attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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Dad 58 tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dad 58 hits with a stinging jab to the temple.
-Dad 58 paws a volley of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
+Dad 58 scores with a barrage of combinations to the chin!
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BELL
Dad 58 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a broken tooth.

Punchy is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let Dad 58 continue the fight! Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dad 58 10-9
Round 2: Dad 58 10-9
Round 3: Dad 58 10-9
Round 4: Dad 58 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dad 58 10-9
Round 2: Dad 58 10-9
Round 3: Dad 58 10-9
Round 4: Dad 58 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dad 58 10-9
Round 2: Dad 58 10-9
Round 3: Dad 58 10-9
Round 4: Dad 58 10-9

Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin wins by a technical knockout!