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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Founders KBS by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, February 7, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Founders attempts a volley of right combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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-Founders tries a volley of combinations to the temple, but misses.
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-Founders charges with a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 1 throws Founders with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Founders with a volley of nice combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Founders staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Founders with a left to the mouth. Founders doesn't notice.
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed right blow to the temple and Founders hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.

Founders receives medical attention from his trainer.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!