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(Light-Flyweight) Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist defeated Talangl�se by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Monday, January 24, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is Talangl�se!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist !!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Talangl�se backpedals and jabs.
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

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-The Dead Baby probes with a uppercut to the face, but falls short.
+Talangl�se tags The Dead Baby with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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+The Dead Baby shakes Talangl�se with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby catches Talangl�se with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Talangl�se whacks The Dead Baby with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby solidly lands a volley of blows to the temple.
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+Talangl�se hits with a jab to the chest!!
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-The Dead Baby charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but Talangl�se leaps aside.
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+Talangl�se smashes The Dead Baby with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Talangl�se hammers The Dead Baby with a barrage of punches to the nose. The Dead Baby gets mad!
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+Talangl�se shakes The Dead Baby with a pair of punches to the eye. The Dead Baby doesn't seem bothered.
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+Talangl�se smacks The Dead Baby with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Talangl�se grazes The Dead Baby with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
-The Dead Baby launches a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Talangl�se ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 41 of 42 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 22 of 42 punches.

Talangl�se won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 10-9


Talangl�se doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Dead Baby doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Talangl�se backpedals and jabs.
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

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+Talangl�se hits with a loud left to the temple. The Dead Baby sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Talangl�se wakes up the fans with a stiff roundhouse to the eye.
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+Talangl�se clocks The Dead Baby with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+The Dead Baby slams Talangl�se with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Talangl�se hammers The Dead Baby with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
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+Talangl�se punches The Dead Baby with a light right to the stomach. The Dead Baby falls against the ropes!
+Talangl�se pops The Dead Baby with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach.
+The Dead Baby hits with a uppercut to the head.
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+The Dead Baby staggers Talangl�se with a right to the head. Talangl�se asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Talangl�se tags The Dead Baby with a series of nice punches to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby throws a pair of light punches to the chin.
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-The Dead Baby tries a barrage of blows to the face, but misses.
-The Dead Baby throws a series of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Talangl�se pounds The Dead Baby with a series of punches to the mouth.
+The Dead Baby lands a series of quick punches to the face.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a volley of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 38 of 38 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 21 of 35 punches.

Talangl�se won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 20-18


Talangl�se doesn't even want to rest!

The Dead Baby doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Talangl�se backpedals and jabs.
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

-The Dead Baby probes with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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-The Dead Baby probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Talangl�se smashes The Dead Baby with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Talangl�se jolts The Dead Baby with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Talangl�se tags The Dead Baby with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Talangl�se pounds The Dead Baby with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth! The Dead Baby doesn't notice.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Talangl�se narrowly avoids it
+The Dead Baby connects with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+Talangl�se attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+The Dead Baby slams Talangl�se with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Talangl�se connects with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth. The Dead Baby beats a hasty retreat.
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+Talangl�se belts The Dead Baby with a straight right to the nose.
+The Dead Baby jolts Talangl�se with a pair of commanding blows to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Talangl�se nails The Dead Baby with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
+The Dead Baby catches Talangl�se with a quick jab to the temple. Talangl�se shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 44 of 48 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 20 of 41 punches.

Talangl�se won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 30-27


Talangl�se doesn't even want to rest!

The Dead Baby doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Talangl�se backpedals and jabs.
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

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+Talangl�se pummels The Dead Baby with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Talangl�se hits with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+The Dead Baby strikes with a series of stiff blows to the head. Talangl�se seems wobbly!
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+The Dead Baby hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-The Dead Baby attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Talangl�se throws a pair of hard punches to the head. The Dead Baby hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Dead Baby tattoos Talangl�se with a series of nasty shots to the jaw!
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-The Dead Baby charges with a series of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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+The Dead Baby attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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+Talangl�se takes charge with a flurry of strong shots to the chest!
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-The Dead Baby lashes out with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Talangl�se stays away from it.
+Talangl�se fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
-The Dead Baby throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Talangl�se backs out of it.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 45 of 45 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 20 of 41 punches.

Talangl�se won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 40-36


Talangl�se remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Dead Baby doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Talangl�se backpedals and jabs.
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

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+Talangl�se pounds The Dead Baby with a left to the stomach.
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+Talangl�se suprises The Dead Baby with a series of quick blows to the ribs. The Dead Baby sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Talangl�se belts The Dead Baby with a pair of punches to the nose.
-The Dead Baby lunges with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Talangl�se connects with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
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+Talangl�se slams The Dead Baby with a barrage of mean shots to the mouth.
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+Talangl�se hits with a jab to the head.
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+Talangl�se lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-The Dead Baby fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Talangl�se steps aside and laughs.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a hard uppercut to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby fires a pair of powerful blows to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+The Dead Baby tags Talangl�se with a series of shots to the head.
+The Dead Baby catches Talangl�se with a series of wild shots to the temple.
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+Talangl�se scores with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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+Talangl�se annoys The Dead Baby with a series of vicious punches to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 47 of 47 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 21 of 39 punches.

Talangl�se won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 50-45


Talangl�se remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

The Dead Baby doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Talangl�se backpedals and jabs.
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

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+Talangl�se jars The Dead Baby with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-The Dead Baby tries a left to the jaw, but Talangl�se escapes.
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+The Dead Baby thumps Talangl�se with a series of commanding punches to the nose. Talangl�se sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Talangl�se throws a roundhouse to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby hammers Talangl�se with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Talangl�se nails The Dead Baby with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. The Dead Baby hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Talangl�se fires a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Talangl�se hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple. The Dead Baby hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The Dead Baby paws a series of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Talangl�se hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Talangl�se jolts The Dead Baby with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Talangl�se connects with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Talangl�se hits with a volley of heavy punches to the chin. The Dead Baby ignores it.
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-The Dead Baby charges with a straight right to the temple, but he's too slow.
-The Dead Baby attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Talangl�se hides behind his gloves.
+The Dead Baby attacks with a jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 45 of 46 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 21 of 43 punches.

Talangl�se won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 60-54


Talangl�se remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Talangl�se is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

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-The Dead Baby lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Talangl�se ducks just in time.
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-The Dead Baby lashes out with a series of right blows to the head, but Talangl�se ties him up.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Talangl�se narrowly avoids it
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-The Dead Baby fires a roundhouse to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+The Dead Baby annoys Talangl�se with a volley of shots to the nose.
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+The Dead Baby stuns Talangl�se with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
+Talangl�se catches The Dead Baby with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby hurts Talangl�se with a flurry of wild blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 8 of 8 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 21 of 39 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 69-64


Talangl�se grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Talangl�se backpedals and jabs.
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

+Talangl�se suprises The Dead Baby with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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+Talangl�se strikes with a stinging jab to the jaw! The Dead Baby quickly recovers.
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+The Dead Baby attacks with a commanding roundhouse to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby pops Talangl�se with a pair of blows to the nose!!
+Talangl�se fires a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
+Talangl�se tattoos The Dead Baby with a glancing jab to the mouth. The Dead Baby covers up.
+The Dead Baby annoys Talangl�se with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth. Talangl�se is hurt!
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+The Dead Baby annoys Talangl�se with a series of furious punches to the eye.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a right right to the nose, but Talangl�se beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Dead Baby thumps Talangl�se with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-The Dead Baby tries a series of shots to the nose, but Talangl�se ducks just in time.
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+Talangl�se lands a series of commanding punches to the stomach. The Dead Baby hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Talangl�se staggers The Dead Baby with a volley of painful blows to the chin!!
+Talangl�se wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Talangl�se connects with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Dead Baby probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Talangl�se ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 49 of 51 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 21 of 41 punches.

Talangl�se won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 79-73


Talangl�se grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Talangl�se is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

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+The Dead Baby catches Talangl�se with a barrage of quick shots to the chin.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Talangl�se ducks just in time.
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+The Dead Baby pops Talangl�se with a straight right to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby clocks Talangl�se with a painful hook to the eye. Talangl�se ignores it.
+Talangl�se pummels The Dead Baby with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-The Dead Baby throws a series of shots to the eye, but Talangl�se ducks.
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-The Dead Baby throws a series of right shots to the head, but only hits air.
+The Dead Baby hits Talangl�se with a flurry of vicious shots to the chin. Talangl�se asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Talangl�se landed 8 of 8 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 22 of 38 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Talangl�se is winning the fight 88-83


Talangl�se grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Talangl�se is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is brawling. (inside)

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+The Dead Baby clocks Talangl�se with a barrage of wild shots to the temple.
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-The Dead Baby lashes out with a right jab to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Talangl�se strikes with a furious straight right to the nose.
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-The Dead Baby attacks with a right roundhouse to the nose, but only hits air.
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+The Dead Baby lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
+The Dead Baby annoys Talangl�se with a pair of nice shots to the face.
-The Dead Baby charges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Talangl�se leaps aside.
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+The Dead Baby slams Talangl�se with a glancing uppercut to the jaw.
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-The Dead Baby tries to land a pair of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but misses.

BELL
Talangl�se grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let Talangl�se continue the fight! Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 2: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 3: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 4: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 5: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 6: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 8: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 9: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 2: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 3: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 4: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 5: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 6: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 8: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 9: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 2: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 3: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 4: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 5: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 6: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 8: Talangl�se 10-9
Round 9: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by a technical knockout!