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(Bantamweight) Drela defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, November 30, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Drela!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Drela launches a barrage of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Drela solidly lands a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Drela with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Drela wakes up the fans with a pair of nice shots to the ribs.
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+Drela jars Dorkness 3 with a strong uppercut to the solar plexus.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 16 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 10-9


Drela doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Drela wallops Dorkness 3 with a series of stinging shots to the ribs.
+Drela catches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Drela with a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Drela throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 tags Drela with a pair of punches to the stomach. Drela beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 16 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 25 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 20-18


Drela doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Drela attacks with a series of strong blows to the ribs. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 whacks Drela with a series of commanding blows to the ribs! Drela ignores it.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of punches to the chest!!
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela jars Dorkness 3 with a strong uppercut to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Drela clocks Dorkness 3 with a quick uppercut to the stomach.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 20 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 25 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 30-27


Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 slams Drela with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs. Drela falls against the ropes!
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela connects with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
+Drela grazes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of strong blows to the ribs.
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+Drela tags Dorkness 3 with a volley of mean blows to the ribs. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Drela attempts a left hook to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 18 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 40-36


Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 scores with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Drela blocks.
+Drela hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Drela grazes Dorkness 3 with a volley of nasty shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a pair of punches to the ribs!
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Drela smashes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 3 whacks Drela with a series of shots to the stomach!
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 22 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 41 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 50-45


Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Drela hits with a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 belts Drela with a series of hard shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Drela deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a left hook to the ribs, but Drela steps aside.
+Dorkness 3 hammers Drela with a pair of shots to the chest. Drela sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Drela takes it in the forearms.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Drela tosses a series of stinging blows to the chest!! Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela tattoos Dorkness 3 with a series of nice shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
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+Drela suprises Dorkness 3 with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Drela scores with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 41 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 60-54


Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Drela lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
Drela lands a terrific left uppercut and Dorkness 3 goes down!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of shots to the mouth, but Drela deftly avoits it.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Drela hits Dorkness 3 with a volley of uppercuts to the ribs.
Drela lands a thundering right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 3 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Drela hits with a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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+Drela throws a barrage of shots to the stomach. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
+Dorkness 3 pops Drela with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
+Drela belts Dorkness 3 with a light roundhouse to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 3 doesn't seem bothered.
Drela lands a bone crushing left punch in the nose and Dorkness 3 is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Drela wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Drela 10-9
Round 2: Drela 10-9
Round 3: Drela 10-9
Round 4: Drela 10-9
Round 5: Drela 10-9
Round 6: Drela 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Drela 10-9
Round 2: Drela 10-9
Round 3: Drela 10-9
Round 4: Drela 10-9
Round 5: Drela 10-9
Round 6: Drela 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Drela 10-9
Round 2: Drela 10-9
Round 3: Drela 10-9
Round 4: Drela 10-9
Round 5: Drela 10-9
Round 6: Drela 10-9

Drela wins by a knockout!