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(Cruiserweight) Coconut Water defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, November 27, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Coconut Water!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Ulvaeus strikes with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus connects with a left to the temple.
+Water lands a wild cross to the ribs.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus punches Water with a volley of nice punches to the face.
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+Ulvaeus fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Water attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Ulvaeus fires a barrage of vicious blows to the temple!
Ulvaeus lands a devestating punch in the nose and Water hurtles to the canvas!!

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Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ulvaeus suprises Water with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
+Ulvaeus lands a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Water throws a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Ulvaeus lands a solid jab to the stomach.
+Ulvaeus takes charge with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Water punches Ulvaeus with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Ulvaeus jolts Water with a cross to the jaw.
Ulvaeus lands a lightning right haymaker and Water is knocked out of the ring!!

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Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coconut Water landed 1 of 16 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 44 of 50 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-7

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-7


Water grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 2

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Water thumps Ulvaeus with a volley of stiff blows to the stomach! Ulvaeus retreats to the far corner. Water strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Ulvaeus starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Coconut Water wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Water is obviously tired.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7

Coconut Water wins by a technical knockout!