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(Cruiserweight) Coconut Water defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, October 16, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Coconut Water!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Ulvaeus shakes Water with a volley of painful punches to the head. Water is hurt!
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+Ulvaeus throws a flurry of nice blows to the head. Water gets mad!
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus scores with a roundhouse to the chest. Water ignores it.
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+Ulvaeus tags Water with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Water punches Ulvaeus with a loud uppercut to the ribs.
+Ulvaeus hurts Water with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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+Water hits with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus tags Water with a series of stiff punches to the face.
Ulvaeus lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Water hurtles to the canvas!!

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Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Ulvaeus jars Water with a volley of powerful blows to the eye.
Ulvaeus lands a lightning blow to the temple and Water is knocked off his feet!!

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Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Water tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Ulvaeus backs up Water with a commanding straight right to the chin.
-Water charges with a right left to the ribs, but Ulvaeus leaps aside.
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-Ulvaeus lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ulvaeus staggers Water with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Water throws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coconut Water landed 1 of 17 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 45 of 47 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-7

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-7


Water grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 2

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ulvaeus throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Water leaps aside.
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+Water scores with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Water strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Ulvaeus starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Coconut Water wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Water is obviously tired.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7

Coconut Water wins by a technical knockout!