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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, September 3, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry lands a barrage of mean shots to the temple. Slammer grimaces in pain.
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+Larry pops Slammer with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Slammer attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a volley of mean punches to the face.
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+Larry hammers Slammer with a volley of shots to the mouth.
+Larry clocks Slammer with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+Larry fires a volley of punches to the eye! Slammer shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 1 of 9 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 29 of 29 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Larry jolts Slammer with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Larry backs up Slammer with a roundhouse to the chest.
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-Larry tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Larry attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but Slammer steps aside.
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+Larry clocks Slammer with a left to the ribs.
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-Slammer lashes out with a right jab to the eye, but Larry beats a hasty retreat.
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+Larry backs up Slammer with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 21 of 32 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Slammer attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Larry paws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer ties him up.
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-Larry lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Slammer covers himself well.
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-Larry probes with a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Larry throws a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Slammer clocks Larry with a series of painful punches to the face. Larry beats a hasty retreat. Slammer smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Larry is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!