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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated "Ilona `KO Specialist` Wijmans" by disqualification in round 5.

Match Wednesday, August 25, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is "Ilona `KO Specialist` Wijmans"!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1

Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans hits with a series of shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans hits Dorkness 4 with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious shots to the nose!!
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans lands a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Ilona `KO Specialist` Wijmans" landed 13 of 13 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans shakes Dorkness 4 with a series of quick blows to the chin. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a right left to the chest, but misses.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a series of left shots to the chest, but Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans takes it in the forearms.
Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans drills Dorkness 4 with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
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Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans rocks Dorkness 4 with a pair of stiff punches to the eye. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a series of solid shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Ilona `KO Specialist` Wijmans" landed 16 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus!
-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans ties him up.
+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans slams Dorkness 4 with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans blocks.
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Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tosses a series of loud blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans leaps aside.
+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans hurts Dorkness 4 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a loud uppercut to the ribs. Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Ilona `KO Specialist` Wijmans" landed 15 of 15 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 27 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27


Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans drills Dorkness 4 with a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans smacks Dorkness 4 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tosses a barrage of blows to the chin.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans takes it in the forearms.
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Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 stuns Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans with a pair of solid shots to the stomach.
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Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans pummels Dorkness 4 with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Dorkness 4 laughs!
+Dorkness 4 smashes Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans with a flurry of solid shots to the chest. Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans falls against the ropes!
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Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Ilona `KO Specialist` Wijmans" landed 14 of 15 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-35


Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans covers up.
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)

+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans shakes Dorkness 4 with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans lands a flurry of heavy shots to the chin.
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+Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans connects with Dorkness 4 with an illegal kidney punch! Army of Dorkness 4 is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Ilona `Ko Specialist` Wijmans remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a foul!