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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, July 30, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Larry wallops Slammer with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Larry thumps Slammer with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Slammer launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Larry quickly backs away.
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+Larry lands a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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+Larry punches Slammer with a nasty jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 32 of 32 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Larry nails Slammer with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Larry pokes Slammer with a off balance cross to the chest.
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+Larry connects with a straight right to the stomach. Slammer falls against the ropes!
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-Larry lunges with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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+Larry slams Slammer with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
-Slammer probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Larry steps aside.
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-Larry throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 21 of 33 punches.

Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slammer hits with a pair of loud punches to the temple! Slammer drops his guard and pounds away! Larry falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Larry can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!