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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 19, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 hammers Dwarf with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. +Dwarf hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the nose. Dwarf lands a ferocious left uppercut and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a volley of quick combinations to the eye. Dorkness 1 lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Dwarf bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dwarf can't remember which corner is his. Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!