Public Fight Report
(Super-Bantamweight) Joe "Satch" Satriani defeated BOT-192811 by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Tuesday, July 13, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is BOT-192811!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-192811 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bot-192811 belts Satch with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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-Satch attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Bot-192811 lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Satch tries to land a pair of shots to the temple, but Bot-192811 covers himself well.
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-Satch throws a pair of right shots to the face, but Bot-192811 narrowly avoids it
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+Satch wallops Bot-192811 with a series of nasty punches to the nose. Bot-192811 grimaces in pain.
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+Bot-192811 thumps Satch with a pair of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Bot-192811 annoys Satch with a series of solid blows to the stomach.
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-Satch throws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Bot-192811 leaps aside.
+Satch attacks with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Bot-192811 lashes out with a pair of mean shots to the chest. Satch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bot-192811 grazes Satch with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Bot-192811 hits Satch with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Satch tags Bot-192811 with a pair of strong punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 20 of 41 punches, and BOT-192811 landed 32 of 32 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-9
Joe "Satch" Satriani is winning the fight 10-9
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-192811 doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-192811 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bot-192811 hits with a barrage of wild punches to the temple. Satch gets mad!
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-Satch paws a left right to the eye, but Bot-192811 quickly backs away.
+Bot-192811 hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
-Satch lashes out with a left jab to the temple, but Bot-192811 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-192811 takes charge with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Satch attempts a pair of left blows to the head, but Bot-192811 deftly avoits it.
+Bot-192811 lashes out with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw!! Satch covers up.
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-Satch tries to land a pair of left blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-192811 smacks Satch with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-192811 drills Satch with a volley of vicious punches to the chin!! Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-192811 stuns Satch with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Satch punches Bot-192811 with a roundhouse to the jaw. Bot-192811 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Satch slams Bot-192811 with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 18 of 40 punches, and BOT-192811 landed 38 of 38 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-9
Joe "Satch" Satriani is winning the fight 20-18
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-192811 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-192811 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bot-192811 fires a series of right blows to the temple, but Satch ties him up.
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+Bot-192811 jars Satch with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-192811 tosses a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Bot-192811 hits Satch with a series of quick punches to the head.
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+Satch staggers Bot-192811 with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
Satch lands a quick cross to the jaw and Bot-192811 goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-192811 is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
The doctor won't let BOT-192811 continue the fight! Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-192811 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a knockout!
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