Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, July 10, 2021In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Censored hammers Monster with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
-Censored attacks with a volley of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Censored tries a left to the temple, but Monster backs out of it.
-Censored attacks with a right jab to the eye, but Monster quickly backs away.
+Monster clocks Censored with a series of punches to the jaw!
-Censored tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Monster steps aside and laughs.
-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Censored takes charge with a series of punches to the eye. Monster laughs!
-Censored tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Censored catches Monster with a strong left to the head.
+Monster solidly lands a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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-Censored paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Monster deftly avoits it.
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+Monster hurts Censored with a volley of punches to the eye. Censored sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Monster attacks like a wild man! Censored can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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