Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Laughable SH defeated BOT-184269 by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Saturday, June 26, 2021In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet and 8 inches (264 centimeters) tall weighing in at 569 pounds (258 kilograms) is BOT-184269!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Laughable attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Bot-184269 tattoos Laughable with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple. Laughable backpedals to his own corner.
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+Laughable connects with a wild cross to the nose.
Laughable lands a powerful punch in the nose and Bot-184269 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Bot-184269 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-184269 throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-184269 throws a pair of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Laughable lashes out with a series of right crosses to the face, but Bot-184269 leaps aside.
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+Bot-184269 punches Laughable with a barrage of stinging combinations to the eye. Laughable asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Laughable drills Bot-184269 with a pair of light roundhouses to the nose.
-Bot-184269 throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Laughable attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Laughable throws a volley of light roundhouses to the temple.
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-Laughable probes with a pair of right uppercuts to the chin, but Bot-184269 blocks.
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-Laughable probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Bot-184269 narrowly avoids it
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+Laughable hammers Bot-184269 with a shot to the head.
Laughable lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Bot-184269 falls to the canvas!!
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Bot-184269 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-184269 annoys Laughable with a series of hard punches to the nose! Laughable laughs!
-Laughable attempts a volley of left combinations to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Bot-184269 hits with a hook to the head.
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-Laughable throws a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Bot-184269 attacks with a series of nasty blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 9 of 36 punches, and BOT-184269 landed 12 of 31 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-7
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-7
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-184269 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Laughable probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Bot-184269 ties him up.
+Bot-184269 solidly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Bot-184269 throws a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Bot-184269 launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Laughable quickly backs away.
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+Bot-184269 hits with a pair of punches to the face.
-Bot-184269 lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Laughable throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Laughable hits with a quick jab to the head.
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-Laughable fires a right to the face, but misses.
+Bot-184269 stuns Laughable with a barrage of punches to the chin. Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-184269 probes with a pair of left shots to the nose, but Laughable covers himself well.
-Laughable tries a barrage of hooks to the head, but Bot-184269 takes it in the forearms.
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-Laughable lunges with a pair of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-184269 attacks with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Bot-184269 connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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+Laughable drills Bot-184269 with a flurry of loud crosses to the eye.
Laughable lands a beautiful haymaker and Bot-184269 collapses!!
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Bot-184269 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-184269 throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
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-Bot-184269 fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Bot-184269 throws a volley of right punches to the face, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
-Laughable throws a right left to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 8 of 40 punches, and BOT-184269 landed 19 of 53 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-8
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-15
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-184269 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Bot-184269 attempts a series of left shots to the mouth, but Laughable ducks.
+Bot-184269 connects with a volley of punches to the head!
+Bot-184269 punches Laughable with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Laughable attempts a series of shots to the temple, but Bot-184269 steps aside.
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-Bot-184269 probes with a right jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Laughable lunges with a pair of uppercuts to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-184269 hurts Laughable with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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+Bot-184269 hits Laughable with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
-Laughable paws a pair of right hooks to the mouth, but Bot-184269 narrowly avoids it
-Bot-184269 throws a series of punches to the face, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
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-Laughable tries to land a pair of crosses to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Bot-184269 probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Laughable throws a series of uppercuts to the head, but is ineffective.
-Bot-184269 launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but Laughable ducks.
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-Laughable paws a barrage of right hooks to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-184269 attempts a left to the solar plexus, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
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-Laughable throws a volley of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-184269 charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Laughable attacks with a blow to the chin, but misses completely.
+Laughable nails Bot-184269 with a volley of hard blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 6 of 42 punches, and BOT-184269 landed 20 of 61 punches.
BOT-184269 won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 29-25
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-184269 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Bot-184269 throws a pair of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Bot-184269 jars Laughable with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Bot-184269 launches a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-184269 thumps Laughable with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Bot-184269 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Bot-184269 tries to land a barrage of right crosses to the head, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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-Laughable attempts a flurry of right hooks to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Bot-184269 attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Bot-184269 fires a barrage of right roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Laughable backs out of it.
-Laughable lunges with a volley of left hooks to the chin, but goes wide.
-Bot-184269 fires a pair of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-184269 probes with a straight right to the head, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-184269 probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Laughable covers himself well.
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-Laughable attempts a volley of right blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Laughable attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Bot-184269 ties him up.
-Bot-184269 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Laughable tries a volley of shots to the nose, but misses.
-Laughable lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Bot-184269 escapes.
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-Laughable fires a series of right blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Laughable tries a pair of right shots to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 5 of 41 punches, and BOT-184269 landed 16 of 65 punches.
BOT-184269 won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 38-35
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-184269 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 5
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Bot-184269 attacks with a series of punches to the head. Laughable grimaces in pain.
-Laughable charges with a volley of left roundhouses to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Bot-184269 fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-184269 lunges with a volley of roundhouses to the mouth, but Laughable ducks.
+Bot-184269 catches Laughable with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
-Laughable probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Bot-184269 connects with a mean hook to the head.
-Laughable fires a flurry of blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Laughable probes with a series of uppercuts to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-184269 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-184269 attempts a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Bot-184269 throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Laughable tattoos Bot-184269 with a series of strong crosses to the chin.
-Bot-184269 fires a pair of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Bot-184269 throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Laughable lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Bot-184269 steps aside and laughs.
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-Laughable lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 6 of 41 punches, and BOT-184269 landed 15 of 60 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Laughable SH is winning the fight 48-45
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-184269 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 6
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Bot-184269 pops Laughable with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Bot-184269 charges with a hook to the temple, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
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-Laughable probes with a flurry of hooks to the face, but Bot-184269 ducks.
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+Laughable hits with a pair of off balance blows to the nose.
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-Bot-184269 attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but Laughable covers himself well.
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-Laughable charges with a right punch to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-184269 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
-Bot-184269 fires a series of blows to the mouth, but misses.
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-Bot-184269 lunges with a series of crosses to the nose, but goes wide.
-Bot-184269 charges with a barrage of right uppercuts to the chin, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
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-Laughable fires a series of right shots to the temple, but only hits air.
-Bot-184269 paws a pair of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Laughable fires a pair of left shots to the eye, but only hits air.
-Laughable charges with a hook to the jaw, but Bot-184269 steps aside.
-Laughable tries a flurry of right shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-184269 probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
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-Laughable probes with a series of left uppercuts to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Bot-184269 hits with a flurry of punches to the head!
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-Laughable charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 7 of 39 punches, and BOT-184269 landed 13 of 68 punches.
BOT-184269 won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 57-55
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-184269 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 7
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Bot-184269 launches a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Bot-184269 staggers Laughable with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-184269 fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Bot-184269 smashes Laughable with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Laughable attempts a series of right blows to the nose, but Bot-184269 escapes.
-Bot-184269 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Bot-184269 throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Bot-184269 fires a pair of punches to the temple, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
-Laughable attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Bot-184269 throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Laughable annoys Bot-184269 with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
-Laughable throws a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Bot-184269 charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Bot-184269 throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Laughable covers himself well.
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-Laughable lashes out with a series of shots to the jaw, but Bot-184269 steps aside and laughs.
-Bot-184269 throws a pair of punches to the face, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-184269 probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Laughable launches a series of right punches to the jaw, but Bot-184269 steps aside.
-Laughable charges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Bot-184269 backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 6 of 38 punches, and BOT-184269 landed 12 of 71 punches.
BOT-184269 won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 66-65
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-184269 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 8
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Laughable attempts a flurry of uppercuts to the temple, but Bot-184269 escapes.
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+Laughable nails Bot-184269 with a series of loud blows to the jaw!
Laughable lands a tremendous hook and Bot-184269 is knocked off his feet!!
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Bot-184269 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-184269 launches a jab to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Laughable attempts a pair of left hooks to the face, but misses.
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-Bot-184269 attacks with a straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-184269 grazes Laughable with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
-Bot-184269 lashes out with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Laughable ties him up.
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-Laughable tries a barrage of blows to the face, but Bot-184269 backs out of it.
-Bot-184269 attempts a jab to the head, but Laughable blocks.
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-Bot-184269 attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-184269 connects with a vicious right to the stomach.
+Bot-184269 annoys Laughable with a series of punches to the chin.
-Bot-184269 tries a volley of punches to the face, but Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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-Laughable tries a barrage of hooks to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-184269 attempts a series of left shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Laughable tries to land a volley of crosses to the chin, but Bot-184269 covers himself well.
-Bot-184269 tries to land a pair of right punches to the nose, but Laughable blocks.
-Laughable tries to land a barrage of right shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Laughable attacks with a series of hooks to the temple.
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-Bot-184269 probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
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-Bot-184269 probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Laughable stays away from it.
-Bot-184269 attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Bot-184269 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Laughable leaps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 7 of 41 punches, and BOT-184269 landed 10 of 62 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-8
Laughable SH is winning the fight 76-73
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-184269 collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 9
Laughable is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-184269 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Laughable paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Laughable lunges with a pair of right blows to the head, but fails to score.
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-Laughable probes with a barrage of right roundhouses to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Bot-184269 attempts a pair of right shots to the eye, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-184269 scores with a volley of strong blows to the solar plexus. Laughable sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Laughable tries to land a pair of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Laughable fires a pair of blows to the mouth.
Laughable lands a cruel blow to the head and Bot-184269 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Laughable SH wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-184269 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-7
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 3: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 4: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 5: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 6: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 7: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 8: Laughable SH 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-7
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 3: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 4: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 5: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 6: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 7: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 8: Laughable SH 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-7
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 3: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 4: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 5: BOT-184269 10-9
Round 6: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 7: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 8: Laughable SH 10-8
Laughable SH wins by a knockout!
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