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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Mega Dwarf by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, June 7, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 1 jolts Dwarf with a right to the eye!
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful hook and Dwarf's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dwarf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with Dwarf with an elbow! The audience is howling!
-Dwarf probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Dwarf pummels Dorkness 1 with a right to the jaw.
Dwarf lands a ferocious haymaker and Dorkness 1 collapses!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of strong combinations to the face. Dwarf grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Dwarf's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dwarf can't remember which corner is his.

Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!