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(Flyweight) *(** defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, April 19, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is *(**!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

*(** clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 lands a volley of shots to the chest!!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 strikes with a pair of shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 lands a devestating blow to the temple and *(** falls to the canvas!!

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*(** struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
+*(** attacks with a barrage of blows to the head.
+*(** throws a series of stiff blows to the chin!! Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkness 2 backs up *(** with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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*(** tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+*(** jars Dorkness 2 with a volley of vicious blows to the mouth. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
+*(** staggers Dorkness 2 with a solid straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 2 shakes his head to clear it.
*(** lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of shots to the chest.
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+*(** rocks Dorkness 2 with a pair of powerful blows to the temple.
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+*(** solidly lands a series of wild blows to the nose. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
*(** lands a resounding right uppercut and Dorkness 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
*(** wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
*(** is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 2 is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.





*(** wins by a knockout!