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(Super-Heavyweight) Paul Bunyan defeated The Thinker by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, March 20, 2021

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Paul Bunyan!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 987 pounds (448 kilograms) is The Thinker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Bunyan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Thinker jars Bunyan with a pair of wild combinations to the mouth.
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-Bunyan probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Thinker hides behind his gloves.
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+Bunyan connects with a volley of commanding blows to the ribs.
+Thinker hits with a barrage of commanding combinations to the mouth.
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+Thinker pummels Bunyan with a flurry of nice combinations to the mouth.
Thinker lands a resounding left blow to the temple and Bunyan bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Bunyan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thinker staggers Bunyan with a barrage of light shots to the nose.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Thinker throws a volley of right combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Thinker charges with a pair of combinations to the chin, but Bunyan takes it in the forearms.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thinker lashes out with a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Bunyan steps aside.
+Bunyan hits Thinker with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
+Thinker tosses a barrage of solid punches to the head.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bunyan fires a volley of combinations to the stomach. Thinker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul Bunyan landed 16 of 23 punches, and The Thinker landed 19 of 32 punches.

The Thinker won the round 10-8

The Thinker is winning the fight 10-8


Bunyan doesn't even want to rest!

Thinker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Bunyan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bunyan charges with a hook to the solar plexus, but Thinker beats a hasty retreat.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bunyan connects with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus!
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bunyan hits with a series of blows to the solar plexus!
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+Bunyan whacks Thinker with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Thinker jars Bunyan with a stinging jab to the mouth. Bunyan backpedals to his own corner.
+Thinker stuns Bunyan with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose! Bunyan ignores it.
Thinker lands a slow motion blow to the head and Bunyan drops like a stone!!

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Bunyan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bunyan punches Thinker with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thinker throws a pair of right shots to the nose, but Bunyan blocks.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Thinker fires a barrage of wild punches to the chin!!
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Thinker connects with a flurry of off balance shots to the head.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul Bunyan landed 15 of 25 punches, and The Thinker landed 16 of 31 punches.

The Thinker won the round 10-8

The Thinker is winning the fight 20-16


Bunyan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Bunyan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bunyan probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Thinker blocks.
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-Thinker throws a series of left combinations to the eye, but only hits air.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bunyan belts Thinker with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker throws a barrage of quick combinations to the face. Bunyan ignores it.
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+Thinker lands a pair of furious punches to the chin.
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-Bunyan probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Bunyan attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Thinker probes with a series of combinations to the jaw, but Bunyan quickly backs away.
+Thinker jars Bunyan with a flurry of combinations to the mouth.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul Bunyan landed 14 of 24 punches, and The Thinker landed 15 of 34 punches.

Paul Bunyan won the round 10-9

The Thinker is winning the fight 29-26


Bunyan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Bunyan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bunyan tries to land a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Thinker ties him up.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bunyan fires a volley of shots to the ribs.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bunyan catches Thinker with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Thinker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Thinker punches Bunyan with a series of furious combinations to the chin.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bunyan hurts Thinker with a flurry of shots to the chest!
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+Thinker hammers Bunyan with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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+Thinker pops Bunyan with a quick left to the eye!!
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Thinker fires a volley of right combinations to the face, but misses completely.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul Bunyan landed 14 of 24 punches, and The Thinker landed 14 of 31 punches.

Paul Bunyan won the round 10-9

The Thinker is winning the fight 38-36


Bunyan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Thinker is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Bunyan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker tattoos Bunyan with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bunyan attacks with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but Thinker steps aside and laughs.
+Bunyan annoys Thinker with a pair of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Bunyan pokes Thinker with a pair of mean blows to the stomach.
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+Thinker throws a flurry of furious combinations to the head.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bunyan pounds Thinker with a barrage of powerful blows to the ribs.
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-Bunyan tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Thinker steps aside.
+Thinker stuns Bunyan with a flurry of mean combinations to the eye.
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+Thinker lands a volley of combinations to the jaw. Bunyan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Thinker lands a thundering right hook and Bunyan hurtles to the canvas!!

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Bunyan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Thinker paws a series of left punches to the eye, but Bunyan ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul Bunyan landed 13 of 23 punches, and The Thinker landed 14 of 31 punches.

The Thinker won the round 10-8

The Thinker is winning the fight 48-44


Bunyan is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Thinker is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Bunyan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bunyan tries a left to the ribs, but Thinker ducks just in time.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thinker thumps Bunyan with a series of quick punches to the nose. Bunyan grimaces in pain.
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-Thinker attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but misses.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker throws a volley of right combinations to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Thinker nails Bunyan with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Bunyan tattoos Thinker with a pair of loud blows to the solar plexus.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bunyan attacks with a hook to the solar plexus, but Thinker hides behind his gloves.
-Thinker throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bunyan hits Thinker with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul Bunyan landed 12 of 24 punches, and The Thinker landed 13 of 33 punches.

Paul Bunyan won the round 10-9

The Thinker is winning the fight 57-54


Bunyan is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Thinker looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Bunyan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bunyan belts Thinker with a volley of painful blows to the face.
Bunyan lands a terrific right smash to the jaw and Thinker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Thinker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thinker probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Bunyan takes it in the forearms.
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-Thinker probes with a left jab to the face, but is ineffective.
-Bunyan probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bunyan attacks with a series of punches to the head.
+Bunyan pokes Thinker with a hook to the jaw.
Bunyan lands a bone crushing blow to the temple and Thinker drops like a stone!!

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Thinker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Thinker belts Bunyan with a flurry of combinations to the face.
+Thinker throws a barrage of vicious combinations to the head.
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+Bunyan tags Thinker with a barrage of shots to the eye. Thinker is hurt!
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bunyan probes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but misses.
+Thinker tattoos Bunyan with a flurry of combinations to the jaw!
+Thinker scores with a flurry of off balance combinations to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul Bunyan landed 13 of 23 punches, and The Thinker landed 11 of 31 punches.

Paul Bunyan won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Bunyan is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Thinker collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Bunyan clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Thinker attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Bunyan suprises Thinker with a cross to the nose. Thinker doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bunyan smacks Thinker with a series of painful shots to the nose.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker tags Bunyan with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye!!
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+Thinker attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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-Thinker probes with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Bunyan backs out of it.
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+Bunyan throws a right to the mouth.
Bunyan lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Thinker drops like a stone!!

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Thinker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bunyan lashes out with a volley of right blows to the nose, but Thinker ducks.
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+Thinker belts Bunyan with a nice right to the nose.
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-Thinker attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but Bunyan blocks.
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-Thinker tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but Bunyan leaps aside.
Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Thinker attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Bunyan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bunyan lands a right to the temple.
Bunyan lands a blood spattering right haymaker and Thinker lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Paul Bunyan wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bunyan is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Thinker receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let The Thinker continue the fight! Paul Bunyan wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Thinker 10-8
Round 2: The Thinker 10-8
Round 3: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 4: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 5: The Thinker 10-8
Round 6: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 7: Paul Bunyan 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Thinker 10-8
Round 2: The Thinker 10-8
Round 3: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 4: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 5: The Thinker 10-8
Round 6: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 7: Paul Bunyan 10-7


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Thinker 10-8
Round 2: The Thinker 10-8
Round 3: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 4: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 5: The Thinker 10-8
Round 6: Paul Bunyan 10-9
Round 7: Paul Bunyan 10-7

Paul Bunyan wins by a knockout!