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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 9, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is BOT-186576!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Satch is brawling. (inside) Bot-186576 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Bot-186576 wallops Satch with a stiff left to the chin. Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Satch lashes out with a series of painful blows to the head. ... ... ... ... +Bot-186576 stuns Satch with a flurry of loud shots to the jaw. +Bot-186576 annoys Satch with a flurry of quick punches to the temple. Satch backpedals to his own corner. +Bot-186576 attacks with a hook to the chin. Satch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... ... ... +Bot-186576 catches Satch with a pair of nice shots to the ribs. +Bot-186576 punches Satch with a off balance uppercut to the ribs. Satch tries to attack, but Bot-186576 hangs on until the referee separates them. +Satch attacks with a series of furious punches to the mouth. Bot-186576 is hurt! Satch lands a lightning punch in the nose and Bot-186576 hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Bot-186576 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Satch throws a flurry of vicious blows to the eye. ... ... ... ... +Bot-186576 hurts Satch with a flurry of shots to the stomach. +Bot-186576 tattoos Satch with a pair of furious blows to the temple! Satch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... ... +Bot-186576 pops Satch with a volley of strong blows to the eye. Satch tries to attack, but Bot-186576 hangs on until the referee separates them. +Satch drills Bot-186576 with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Satch lands a lightning punch in the nose and Bot-186576 is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Bot-186576 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Bot-186576 takes charge with a glancing roundhouse to the nose. Satch sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Satch tries to attack, but Bot-186576 hangs on until the referee separates them. -Satch probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Bot-186576 quickly backs away. ... +Bot-186576 jolts Satch with a commanding hook to the head. Satch laughs! ... +Bot-186576 rocks Satch with a barrage of painful punches to the chest. +Satch lands a series of blows to the temple. ... ... -Satch attempts a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Bot-186576 takes it in the forearms. Satch tries to attack, but Bot-186576 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Satch hits with a barrage of punches to the eye. Satch lands a cruel left uppercut and Bot-186576 is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Satch doesn't even want to rest! Bot-186576 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a knockout!