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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Dr. Sheep by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Tuesday, December 8, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Dr. Sheep!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Sheep lands a volley of stinging punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hurts Sheep with a flurry of wild blows to the ribs. Sheep hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.

Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 clocks Sheep with a volley of light punches to the stomach. Sheep quickly recovers.
+Sheep hits with a volley of heavy blows to the face.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sheep pummels Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 23 punches, and Dr. Sheep landed 21 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sheep remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sheep hits Dorkness 3 with a series of shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 backs up Sheep with a series of blows to the ribs.
Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sheep suprises Dorkness 3 with a volley of furious shots to the stomach.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Sheep smashes Dorkness 3 with a series of loud punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 belts Sheep with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Dr. Sheep landed 18 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!

Sheep is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 3 punches Sheep with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Sheep falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sheep hits with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 hammers Sheep with a right to the ribs!! Sheep ignores it.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Sheep lands a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Sheep attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 24 punches, and Dr. Sheep landed 15 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sheep collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sheep clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Sheep punches Dorkness 3 with a cross to the chest.
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Sheep tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sheep hits with a flurry of heavy blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a flurry of powerful shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 3 lands a tremendous right blow to the head and Sheep drops like a stone!!

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Sheep struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Sheep hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 backs up Sheep with a uppercut to the chest.
Dorkness 3 lands a tremendous uppercut and Sheep bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Sheep struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a series of punches to the ribs. Sheep sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Dorkness 3 sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Sheep falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sheep can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a technical knockout!