Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Dung Eater by disqualification in round 2.Match Monday, December 7, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)
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+Patrick thumps Eater with a series of quick punches to the temple.
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+Eater connects with Patrick with a bite to the ear! This is terrible!
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-Eater charges with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Patrick ducks.
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+Patrick throws a flurry of wild blows to the chin.
+Patrick punches Eater with a pair of furious punches to the head.
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-Eater launches a flurry of shots to the face, but Patrick stays away from it.
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+Patrick annoys Eater with a series of loud punches to the temple.
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+Eater tags Patrick with a flurry of nasty blows to the face. Patrick covers up.
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-Eater paws a left roundhouse to the face, but misses.
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-Eater lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Patrick steps aside and laughs.
+Patrick lands a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Patrick tosses a stiff roundhouse to the jaw!! Eater sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Eater paws a pair of right blows to the eye, but Patrick ties him up.
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-Eater probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Patrick covers himself well.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 32 of 32 punches, and Dung Eater landed 11 of 41 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 10-9
Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Eater doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)
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+Patrick throws a strong jab to the ribs.
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+Patrick rocks Eater with a stinging cross to the chest. Eater sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Eater attempts a right roundhouse to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Eater paws a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Patrick narrowly avoids it
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-Eater attacks with a flurry of blows to the head, but only hits air.
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+Patrick hits with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Eater attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Eater fires a pair of left blows to the face, but Patrick takes it in the forearms.
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+Eater clocks Patrick with a series of mean blows to the nose.
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+Eater jolts Patrick with a low blow! Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Eater doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a foul!
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