Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, November 28, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Censored tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Monster beats a hasty retreat.
-Censored lunges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Monster ducks just in time.
-Censored tries to land a volley of shots to the temple, but Monster quickly backs away.
-Censored paws a left jab to the head, but misses.
+Monster punches Censored with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Monster tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the head. Censored is hurt!
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+Monster lands a loud left to the head. Censored hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Censored probes with a left sweeping right to the head, but Monster deftly avoits it.
-Censored throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Monster steps aside.
+Censored hits with a pair of punches to the temple. Monster sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Censored attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Censored strikes with a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Monster hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Censored hits Monster with a volley of punches to the face.
-Censored attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Monster ducks.
-Censored attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Monster beats a hasty retreat.
+Censored drills Monster with a vicious cross to the ribs. Monster seems wobbly!
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+Monster tosses a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Censored hurts Monster with a straight right to the head.
-Censored paws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Monster takes it in the forearms.
+Monster fires a pair of punches to the head. Censored is hurt!
+Monster hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Monster hits with a volley of punches to the chin. Monster sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Censored is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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