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(Lightweight) Grumpy Grandpa defeated & a broken jaw by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, September 23, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is & a broken jaw!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Grumpy Grandpa!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

& A Broken Jaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grandpa stays outside and uses his jab.

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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-& A Broken Jaw lashes out with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Grandpa hides behind his gloves.
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+Grandpa tags & A Broken Jaw with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
+Grandpa whacks & A Broken Jaw with a series of mean punches to the eye. & A Broken Jaw seems wobbly!
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-& A Broken Jaw attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Grandpa solidly lands a left to the mouth. & A Broken Jaw retreats to the far corner.
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+Grandpa staggers & A Broken Jaw with a pair of commanding shots to the chin. & A Broken Jaw laughs!
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grandpa fires a series of light shots to the stomach.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+& A Broken Jaw clocks Grandpa with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Grandpa throws a pair of punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

& a broken jaw landed 10 of 22 punches, and Grumpy Grandpa landed 31 of 31 punches.

Grumpy Grandpa won the round 10-9

Grumpy Grandpa is winning the fight 10-9


& A Broken Jaw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grandpa doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

& A Broken Jaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grandpa stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Grandpa suprises & A Broken Jaw with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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-& A Broken Jaw attacks with a series of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Grandpa hurts & A Broken Jaw with a stinging jab to the jaw.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-& A Broken Jaw probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Grandpa ducks.
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+& A Broken Jaw hits Grandpa with a commanding left to the solar plexus!!
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+Grandpa backs up & A Broken Jaw with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Grandpa rocks & A Broken Jaw with a roundhouse to the nose.
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+Grandpa wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-& A Broken Jaw launches a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-& A Broken Jaw attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Grandpa wallops & A Broken Jaw with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Grandpa rocks & A Broken Jaw with a series of off balance punches to the temple. & A Broken Jaw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

& a broken jaw landed 9 of 25 punches, and Grumpy Grandpa landed 29 of 29 punches.

Grumpy Grandpa won the round 10-9

Grumpy Grandpa is winning the fight 20-18


& A Broken Jaw doesn't even want to rest!

Grandpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

& A Broken Jaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grandpa stays outside and uses his jab.

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-& A Broken Jaw attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
+Grandpa lands a flurry of blows to the head. & A Broken Jaw doesn't seem bothered.
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+Grandpa tattoos & A Broken Jaw with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Grandpa scores with a commanding straight right to the eye.
+Grandpa hammers & A Broken Jaw with a solid right to the nose.
+Grandpa pokes & A Broken Jaw with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
-& A Broken Jaw probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Grandpa ducks just in time.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grandpa hurts & A Broken Jaw with a volley of stiff blows to the face.
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+& A Broken Jaw tattoos Grandpa with a series of furious blows to the ribs. Grandpa sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

& a broken jaw landed 11 of 23 punches, and Grumpy Grandpa landed 30 of 30 punches.

Grumpy Grandpa won the round 10-9

Grumpy Grandpa is winning the fight 30-27


& A Broken Jaw doesn't even want to rest!

Grandpa doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

& A Broken Jaw grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Grandpa stays outside and uses his jab.

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-& A Broken Jaw tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but Grandpa deftly avoits it.
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+& A Broken Jaw smacks Grandpa with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+& A Broken Jaw belts Grandpa with a pair of quick blows to the ribs.
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+Grandpa throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Grandpa tags & A Broken Jaw with a strong jab to the chest! & A Broken Jaw seems wobbly!
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+Grandpa lands a barrage of punches to the ribs. & A Broken Jaw is hurt!
+Grandpa smashes & A Broken Jaw with a cross to the head.
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-& A Broken Jaw lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-& A Broken Jaw fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Grandpa beats a hasty retreat.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grandpa catches & A Broken Jaw with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-& A Broken Jaw fires a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.

BELL

According to the commentator:

& a broken jaw landed 15 of 40 punches, and Grumpy Grandpa landed 25 of 26 punches.

& a broken jaw won the round 10-9

Grumpy Grandpa is winning the fight 39-37


& A Broken Jaw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grandpa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

& A Broken Jaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grandpa stays outside and uses his jab.

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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grandpa annoys & A Broken Jaw with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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-& A Broken Jaw fires a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Grandpa strikes with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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-& A Broken Jaw fires a series of left blows to the chest, but Grandpa ducks.
+& A Broken Jaw grazes Grandpa with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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-& A Broken Jaw probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but Grandpa blocks.
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+Grandpa hammers & A Broken Jaw with a volley of punches to the chin. & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Grandpa hits & A Broken Jaw with a series of hard punches to the stomach. & A Broken Jaw doesn't seem bothered.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-& A Broken Jaw probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Grandpa connects with a barrage of vicious blows to the mouth.
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+& A Broken Jaw wallops Grandpa with a series of stiff shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

& a broken jaw landed 16 of 34 punches, and Grumpy Grandpa landed 23 of 24 punches.

Grumpy Grandpa won the round 10-9

Grumpy Grandpa is winning the fight 49-46


& A Broken Jaw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grandpa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

& A Broken Jaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grandpa stays outside and uses his jab.

-& A Broken Jaw attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Grandpa deftly avoits it.
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-& A Broken Jaw probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-& A Broken Jaw lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Grandpa beats a hasty retreat.
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+& A Broken Jaw attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grandpa hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-& A Broken Jaw throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Grandpa steps aside and laughs.
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+& A Broken Jaw fires a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach!!
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+Grandpa jolts & A Broken Jaw with a barrage of quick punches to the face. & A Broken Jaw is hurt!
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Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grandpa whacks & A Broken Jaw with a barrage of quick punches to the nose!!
Grandpa tries to attack, but & A Broken Jaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grandpa jars & A Broken Jaw with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Grandpa punches & A Broken Jaw with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
-& A Broken Jaw lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

& a broken jaw landed 13 of 43 punches, and Grumpy Grandpa landed 24 of 25 punches.

Grumpy Grandpa won the round 10-9

Grumpy Grandpa is winning the fight 59-55


& A Broken Jaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Grandpa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

& A Broken Jaw is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Grandpa is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Grandpa hits with a barrage of crosses to the chin. & A Broken Jaw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Grandpa lands a brutal right cross to the jaw and & A Broken Jaw drops like a stone!!

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& A Broken Jaw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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& A Broken Jaw tries a pair of crosses to the face, but Grandpa knocks it away and hits first with a volley of combinations to the chin.
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+Grandpa clocks & A Broken Jaw with a series of nasty shots to the eye.
Grandpa lands a blood spattering right blow to the head and & A Broken Jaw drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Grumpy Grandpa wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
& A Broken Jaw is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Grandpa grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 2: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 3: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 4: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 5: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 6: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 2: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 3: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 4: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 5: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 6: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 2: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 3: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 4: & a broken jaw 10-9
Round 5: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9
Round 6: Grumpy Grandpa 10-9

Grumpy Grandpa wins by a knockout!