Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Joseph Meadows II defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-112, 115-112.Match Monday, September 21, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Joseph Meadows II!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a barrage of quick punches to the head!
+Joseph staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Joseph throws a commanding cross to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of left combinations to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Joseph ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Joseph with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Joseph with a flurry of mean punches to the nose.
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+Joseph throws a furious straight right to the chest.
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+Joseph hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of left combinations to the head, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Joseph annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 1 backs up Joseph with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 31 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 33 of 34 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Joseph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Joseph throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joseph escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph pops Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph scores with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 18 of 24 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Joseph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Joseph with a pair of nasty combinations to the chest.
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+Joseph lands a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Joseph attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Joseph attacks with a hard straight right to the chest! Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Joseph jars Dorkness 1 with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a left jab to the stomach, but Joseph covers himself well.
-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 17 of 23 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph hits with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Joseph backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but Joseph ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 1 tags Joseph with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a jab to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Joseph covers himself well.
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+Joseph slams Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
+Joseph nails Dorkness 1 with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph throws a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Joseph lashes out with a pair of stinging blows to the chest. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 22 of 23 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Joseph with a barrage of loud combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Joseph leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Joseph steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joseph blocks.
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+Joseph wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Joseph suprises Dorkness 1 with a cross to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Joseph catches Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Joseph catches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Joseph with a flurry of combinations to the stomach!
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-Joseph charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Joseph beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 19 of 24 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Joseph narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 1 throws a jab to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Joseph lashes out with a quick left to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Joseph with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Joseph rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Joseph tags Dorkness 1 with a wild straight right to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Joseph backs out of it.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Joseph backs up Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Joseph smacks Dorkness 1 with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 19 of 23 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Joseph catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty punches to the face!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Joseph stays away from it.
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+Joseph lands a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Dorkness 1 pops Joseph with a series of mean combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Joseph quickly backs away.
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+Joseph fires a barrage of light shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 20 of 23 punches.
Joseph Meadows II won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Joseph quickly backs away.
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+Joseph pounds Dorkness 1 with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Joseph steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 22 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 7 of 9 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 106-103
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Joseph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the face, but misses.
-Dorkness 1 throws a straight right to the jaw, but Joseph escapes.
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+Joseph hits with Dorkness 1 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of combinations to the chin!
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Joseph with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+Dorkness 1 clocks Joseph with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of combinations to the head, but Joseph hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right combinations to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Joseph smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 40 punches, and Joseph Meadows II landed 8 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Joseph Meadows II is winning the fight 115-112
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Joseph doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 10: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Joseph Meadows II 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 10: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Joseph Meadows II 115-112
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 10: Joseph Meadows II 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Joseph Meadows II 115-112
Joseph Meadows II wins by decision!
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