Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Coal Cracker Slob and Post It Note fought to a split decision draw: 114-113, 114-114, 113-114.Match Saturday, September 5, 2020In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Slob!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Post It Note!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Post tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Coal deftly avoits it.
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-Coal lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Post quickly backs away.
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+Post hits Coal with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Coal lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Post pounds Coal with a flurry of furious punches to the chest!
-Coal tries a pair of punches to the eye, but Post narrowly avoids it
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+Coal annoys Post with a volley of stinging punches to the temple! Post retreats to the far corner.
-Post launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 9 of 27 punches, and Post It Note landed 12 of 25 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
Post It Note is winning the fight 10-9
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Post launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Coal wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Coal pummels Post with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Post charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Coal charges with a right to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Coal attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but Post ducks.
-Coal paws a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Coal probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Post backs out of it.
+Post pounds Coal with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Coal sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Coal tries a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Coal tries a pair of blows to the eye, but Post leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 12 of 52 punches, and Post It Note landed 12 of 24 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Coal attempts a jab to the ribs, but Post blocks.
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+Post takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the nose!
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-Post throws a sweeping right to the jaw, but misses.
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+Post throws a series of hard punches to the head!
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-Coal charges with a left straight right to the chest, but Post covers himself well.
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-Coal attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Coal paws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Post beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coal tattoos Post with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 10 of 32 punches, and Post It Note landed 15 of 24 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
Post It Note is winning the fight 29-28
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Coal attempts a series of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Coal wallops Post with a series of punches to the head.
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-Coal tries to land a volley of left shots to the nose, but Post ducks.
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-Coal throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Post leaps aside.
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+Post punches Coal with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Post lunges with a straight right to the stomach, but Coal leaps aside.
-Coal tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Post stays away from it.
+Post tosses a strong right to the eye.
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-Coal throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Post backs out of it.
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-Post charges with a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Coal smacks Post with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 22 of 55 punches, and Post It Note landed 12 of 25 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coal hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Post tags Coal with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Coal tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Post hides behind his gloves.
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-Coal charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Coal tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Coal probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 9 of 30 punches, and Post It Note landed 5 of 8 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 48-47
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Post tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Coal steps aside.
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-Coal launches a right straight right to the ribs, but Post escapes.
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+Post lands a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
+Coal thumps Post with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
+Post strikes with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
-Coal probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Post stays away from it.
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-Coal throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Post narrowly avoids it
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-Post throws a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Post lands a barrage of stinging punches to the nose. Coal hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Post connects with a barrage of hard punches to the nose!! Coal doesn't seem bothered.
-Coal lunges with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 9 of 32 punches, and Post It Note landed 18 of 30 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Post tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Coal leaps aside.
+Post pounds Coal with a quick jab to the jaw.
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-Coal fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Coal probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Post probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Coal lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Post leaps aside.
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+Post tosses a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Post tattoos Coal with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Coal tattoos Post with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus. Post covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 9 of 32 punches, and Post It Note landed 19 of 32 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
Post It Note is winning the fight 67-66
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Coal lashes out with a left jab to the jaw, but Post steps aside.
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+Coal solidly lands a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Coal whacks Post with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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-Coal attempts a left sweeping right to the head, but Post covers himself well.
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-Coal throws a pair of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coal jolts Post with a pair of punches to the chest. Post shakes his head to clear it.
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-Coal attacks with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Post deftly avoits it.
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+Coal lashes out with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Coal tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Post backs out of it.
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-Coal throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Post escapes.
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+Coal hits with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 19 of 56 punches, and Post It Note landed 5 of 8 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Coal tries a series of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Post hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Coal backpedals to his own corner.
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-Coal probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Post covers himself well.
+Coal stuns Post with a flurry of punches to the face. Post beats a hasty retreat.
+Coal tosses a vicious right to the head.
+Post scores with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Coal paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Post ties him up.
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-Coal attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Coal probes with a right left to the temple, but Post escapes.
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-Post launches a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Coal tries a right jab to the nose, but Post covers himself well.
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-Post paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coal covers himself well.
-Post lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Coal stays away from it.
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+Post hurts Coal with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs. Coal beats a hasty retreat.
+Coal grazes Post with a quick jab to the jaw. Post covers up.
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-Coal paws a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Coal suprises Post with a jab to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 15 of 58 punches, and Post It Note landed 16 of 31 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 86-85
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Post tries a volley of punches to the nose, but Coal stays away from it.
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+Post wallops Coal with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Coal fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Post ducks.
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+Post tattoos Coal with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Post probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Coal beats a hasty retreat.
-Coal tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but Post escapes.
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-Coal tries to land a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Post steps aside.
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-Coal launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Post ducks just in time.
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+Post throws a pair of heavy punches to the chest!
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+Coal punches Post with a volley of punches to the chin. Post doesn't notice.
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+Post shakes Coal with a volley of nasty punches to the chin. Coal ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 10 of 31 punches, and Post It Note landed 18 of 32 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Coal launches a left jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Coal paws a pair of punches to the head, but Post deftly avoits it.
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+Post strikes with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
-Post tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Coal hits with a commanding sweeping right to the nose.
+Coal throws Post with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Coal attempts a flurry of blows to the face, but falls short.
+Coal connects with a pair of shots to the temple! Post sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Coal attempts a cross to the temple, but Post hides behind his gloves.
-Coal probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Post quickly backs away.
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-Coal paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Post takes it in the forearms.
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+Coal solidly lands a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
+Post stuns Coal with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Coal tries to land a jab to the nose, but fails to score.
-Post probes with a series of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Post throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Coal ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 16 of 57 punches, and Post It Note landed 16 of 32 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 105-104
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coal lands a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Coal throws Post with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Post hits with a left to the temple.
-Coal launches a flurry of punches to the head, but Post stays away from it.
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-Coal lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Coal throws a right sweeping right to the face, but Post narrowly avoids it
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-Coal throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Post ducks.
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-Coal launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Post lands a pair of punches to the head!
-Post lashes out with a right sweeping right to the chin, but Coal takes it in the forearms.
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-Coal throws a straight right to the face, but to no avail.
+Coal hammers Post with a straight right to the face. Post gets mad!
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-Post attacks with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Coal narrowly avoids it
+Coal tags Post with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Coal attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Post ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 17 of 54 punches, and Post It Note landed 16 of 32 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 114-113
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Post It Note 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Post It Note 10-9
Round 7: Post It Note 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 9: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 10: Post It Note 10-9
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Coal Cracker Slob 114-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Post It Note 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Post It Note 10-9
Round 7: Post It Note 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Post It Note 10-9
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: A Draw.
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Post It Note 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Post It Note 10-9
Round 7: Post It Note 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 9: Post It Note 10-9
Round 10: Post It Note 10-9
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Post It Note 114-113
The bout is declared a draw!
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