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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Big Boys Dancer II by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, July 18, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Big Boys Dancer II!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Dancer Ii is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Dancer Ii shakes Neuman with a flurry of commanding shots to the nose.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii fires a volley of punches to the face. Neuman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Neuman thumps Big Boys Dancer Ii with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii pokes Neuman with a series of quick punches to the nose. Neuman laughs!
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii pops Neuman with a volley of mean punches to the chin!
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-Neuman throws a series of right punches to the face, but Big Boys Dancer Ii ducks just in time.
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+Neuman scores with a pair of stiff punches to the eye. Big Boys Dancer Ii backpedals to his own corner.
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+Neuman hits with a volley of stinging punches to the temple!
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Dancer II landed 29 of 31 punches.

Big Boys Dancer II won the round 10-9

Big Boys Dancer II is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Boys Dancer Ii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Big Boys Dancer Ii is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Big Boys Dancer Ii hurts Neuman with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Neuman attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Neuman tattoos Big Boys Dancer Ii with a volley of punches to the ribs. Big Boys Dancer Ii ignores it.
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-Neuman launches a jab to the chest, but Big Boys Dancer Ii steps aside.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii attacks with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach!! Neuman ignores it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii solidly lands a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii throws a furious jab to the ribs!!
+Neuman fires a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii rocks Neuman with a light right to the stomach.
+Big Boys Dancer Ii takes charge with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Neuman attacks with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach! Big Boys Dancer Ii shakes his head to clear it.
+Neuman tags Big Boys Dancer Ii with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 25 of 31 punches, and Big Boys Dancer II landed 33 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Dancer II won the round 10-9

Big Boys Dancer II is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Dancer Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Big Boys Dancer Ii is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Dancer Ii stuns Neuman with a stiff roundhouse to the chest. Neuman ignores it.
+Big Boys Dancer Ii connects with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Neuman scores with a pair of punches to the ribs!
+Big Boys Dancer Ii nails Neuman with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii strikes with a pair of punches to the stomach!! Neuman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Neuman jolts Big Boys Dancer Ii with a flurry of nice blows to the chest. Big Boys Dancer Ii doesn't notice.
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+Neuman drills Big Boys Dancer Ii with a series of stinging blows to the stomach.
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-Neuman throws a right to the ribs, but Big Boys Dancer Ii covers himself well.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii fires a series of light punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii hits Neuman with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman fires a volley of light blows to the solar plexus.
-Neuman lunges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Big Boys Dancer Ii blocks.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 30 punches, and Big Boys Dancer II landed 30 of 30 punches.

Big Boys Dancer II won the round 10-9

Big Boys Dancer II is winning the fight 30-27


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Dancer Ii is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Dancer Ii is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Dancer Ii wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Neuman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii jolts Neuman with a pair of glancing punches to the chest. Neuman doesn't seem bothered.
+Neuman staggers Big Boys Dancer Ii with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw. Big Boys Dancer Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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-Neuman lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Neuman fires a pair of punches to the nose.
+Neuman lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Neuman hammers Big Boys Dancer Ii with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
Neuman lands a powerful right punch in the nose and Big Boys Dancer Ii's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Big Boys Dancer Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman hits with a left to the eye. Big Boys Dancer Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Neuman lands a slow motion hook and Big Boys Dancer Ii falls senseless!!

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Big Boys Dancer Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Neuman lands a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii shakes Neuman with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Neuman punches Big Boys Dancer Ii with a pair of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii rocks Neuman with a cross to the ribs. Neuman doesn't seem bothered.
+Big Boys Dancer Ii jars Neuman with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Neuman staggers Big Boys Dancer Ii with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
+Neuman pokes Big Boys Dancer Ii with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Big Boys Dancer Ii annoys Neuman with a furious jab to the solar plexus.
-Neuman tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but Big Boys Dancer Ii ducks just in time.
+Big Boys Dancer Ii fires a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Dancer Ii connects with a flurry of hard punches to the chest. Neuman shakes his head to clear it.
+Neuman hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
Neuman lands a cruel right uppercut and Big Boys Dancer Ii is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Alfred E. Neuman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boys Dancer Ii receives medical attention from his trainer.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Dancer II 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Dancer II 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Dancer II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Dancer II 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Dancer II 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Dancer II 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Dancer II 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Dancer II 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman wins by a knockout!