Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Pigeon Poo by unanimous decision: 116-110, 114-111, 115-111.Match Monday, July 13, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Pigeon Poo!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 connects with Pigeon with a bite to the ear! This is unbelievable!
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-Pigeon probes with a series of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 1 smacks Pigeon with a volley of vicious combinations to the head.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Pigeon beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Pigeon with a volley of mean combinations to the face.
+Pigeon hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty combinations to the eye!
Pigeon lands a bone crushing blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a jab to the eye.
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+Pigeon wallops Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Pigeon staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Pigeon fires a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Pigeon shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of mean combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of painful combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering left haymaker and Pigeon's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Pigeon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pigeon throws a flurry of combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of painful combinations to the mouth. Pigeon sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 1 lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Pigeon drops like a stone!!
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Pigeon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pigeon hits with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a vicious cross to the jaw.
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+Pigeon shakes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of commanding combinations to the temple. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of powerful combinations to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a jab to the mouth.
+Pigeon throws a barrage of punches to the face.
Pigeon lands a resounding right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is flattened!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 27 of 30 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 22 of 33 punches.
Pigeon Poo won the round 10-9
Pigeon Poo is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Pigeon doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Pigeon nails Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of nasty combinations to the chest!
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Pigeon with a loud jab to the chest.
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+Pigeon staggers Dorkness 1 with a commanding cross to the jaw.
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-Pigeon fires a flurry of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 23 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 17 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Pigeon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 punches Pigeon with a series of combinations to the stomach. Pigeon grimaces in pain.
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-Pigeon attempts a pair of left combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pigeon fires a pair of shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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+Pigeon hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of combinations to the head.
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+Pigeon suprises Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the chin. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Pigeon fires a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 15 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Pigeon throws a barrage of left combinations to the head, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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-Pigeon attempts a sweeping right to the chin, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Pigeon stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of hard combinations to the face!!
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+Pigeon nails Dorkness 1 with a series of off balance punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Pigeon with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of stiff combinations to the ribs.
+Pigeon slams Dorkness 1 with a heavy jab to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 22 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 15 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Pigeon lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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-Pigeon lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Pigeon hits with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Pigeon takes it in the forearms.
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-Pigeon lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Pigeon with a pair of quick combinations to the ribs.
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+Pigeon suprises Dorkness 1 with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Pigeon with a series of combinations to the stomach. Pigeon seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 23 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 13 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but Pigeon blocks.
-Pigeon attempts a volley of right combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Pigeon with an elbow! This is terrible!
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-Pigeon launches a cross to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Pigeon launches a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of quick combinations to the ribs. Pigeon sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Pigeon slams Dorkness 1 with a loud left to the eye.
+Pigeon tosses a barrage of strong punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 13 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 59-55
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Pigeon hits with a series of light combinations to the nose!!
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-Pigeon probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Pigeon nails Dorkness 1 with a series of stinging combinations to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Pigeon deftly avoits it.
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-Pigeon tries to land a pair of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Pigeon with a flurry of furious combinations to the chest. Pigeon quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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-Pigeon charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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-Pigeon throws a volley of punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 1 fires Pigeon with a low blow! Boo! Boo!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 11 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 69-64
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Pigeon lashes out with Dorkness 1 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pigeon attempts a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
+Pigeon hits with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
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-Pigeon probes with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 fires Pigeon with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Pigeon catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of left combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Pigeon attempts a volley of left combinations to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Pigeon with a barrage of nice combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a straight right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Pigeon with a volley of commanding combinations to the chest. Pigeon sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 13 of 35 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 79-73
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Pigeon attempts a right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Pigeon quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of left combinations to the stomach, but Pigeon blocks.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Pigeon blocks.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a series of left combinations to the chest, but Pigeon blocks.
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-Pigeon launches a series of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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+Pigeon stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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+Pigeon lands a barrage of combinations to the chin!
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Pigeon with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Pigeon doesn't seem bothered.
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-Pigeon attempts a barrage of left combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 12 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 89-82
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Pigeon attempts a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Pigeon tags Dorkness 1 with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a right to the chest, but misses completely.
-Pigeon attacks with a volley of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
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+Pigeon throws a cross to the head.
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-Pigeon tries a pair of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of left combinations to the ribs, but Pigeon leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of combinations to the stomach, but Pigeon steps aside and laughs.
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+Pigeon whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance combinations to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 13 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 99-91
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Pigeon attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Pigeon leaps aside.
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+Pigeon punches Dorkness 1 with a jab to the jaw. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Pigeon takes charge with a volley of light combinations to the face.
-Pigeon lunges with a series of right combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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-Pigeon throws a flurry of combinations to the head, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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-Pigeon attempts a pair of combinations to the head, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a combination to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Pigeon with a flurry of vicious combinations to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 14 of 34 punches.
Pigeon Poo won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 108-101
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Pigeon wallops Dorkness 1 with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of combinations to the head, but Pigeon steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a barrage of vicious combinations to the mouth.
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-Pigeon attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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+Pigeon punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Pigeon lands a ferocious hook and Dorkness 1 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Pigeon beats a hasty retreat.
+Pigeon hits with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a left right to the head, but Pigeon leaps aside.
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-Pigeon attempts a pair of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a series of off balance combinations to the head.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Pigeon steps aside.
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+Pigeon stuns Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful combinations to the head. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Pigeon lands a lightning blow to the temple and Dorkness 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pigeon lands a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Pigeon with a pair of blows to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 33 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 15 of 34 punches.
Pigeon Poo won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 115-111
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Pigeon looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Pigeon Poo 10-9
Round 12: Pigeon Poo 10-7
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 116-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Pigeon Poo 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Pigeon Poo 10-9
Round 12: Pigeon Poo 10-7
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 114-111
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Pigeon Poo 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Pigeon Poo 10-9
Round 12: Pigeon Poo 10-7
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 115-111
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by decision!
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