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(Toughman) Tha Next Big Thing defeated Big Boy Slap Master by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.

Match Saturday, July 4, 2020

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is Big Boy Slap Master!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Master is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Master lashes out with a right jab to the eye, but Thing ties him up.
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-Master probes with a jab to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Master tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Thing hits with a pair of stiff punches to the face. Master doesn't seem bothered.
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+Thing attacks with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Master hits Thing with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Thing charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Master hides behind his gloves.
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+Master solidly lands a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Master pummels Thing with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
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-Master throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Master hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Master fires a volley of stinging punches to the chest. Thing seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 13 of 25 punches, and Big Boy Slap Master landed 28 of 49 punches.

Big Boy Slap Master won the round 10-9

Big Boy Slap Master is winning the fight 10-9


Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Master doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Thing stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Master is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Thing tries a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Master hammers Thing with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
-Master probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Thing deftly avoits it.
-Thing fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Master beats a hasty retreat.
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+Master suprises Thing with a loud jab to the jaw.
-Master probes with a left right to the head, but Thing escapes.
+Thing pounds Master with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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+Master pounds Thing with a volley of punches to the nose. Thing seems wobbly!
+Thing punches Master with a pair of punches to the head.
+Thing hits with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
+Thing lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Thing charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-Thing throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Thing attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but Master ducks just in time.
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-Thing throws a jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Thing pounds Master with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Master scores with a series of blows to the jaw.
+Thing thumps Master with a pair of punches to the jaw. Master is hurt!
+Thing wakes up the fans with a straight right to the chin.
+Thing whacks Master with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Thing rocks Master with a volley of punches to the face. Master ignores it.
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+Master throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Master thumps Thing with a flurry of mean punches to the nose.
-Master fires a pair of blows to the face, but Thing stays away from it.
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-Thing fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but Master escapes.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Thing lands a straight right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 65 of 99 punches, and Big Boy Slap Master landed 30 of 49 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Master doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Thing stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Master is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Thing pummels Master with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
-Thing throws a right straight right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Master fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but Thing escapes.
-Thing attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Thing clocks Master with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Master attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Thing beats a hasty retreat.
-Master charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Master fires a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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-Master attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Master throws a series of stinging punches to the face.
+Master smashes Thing with a sweeping right to the head.
+Master hits Thing with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose. Thing backpedals to his own corner.
+Thing punches Master with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. Master backpedals to his own corner.
+Master slams Thing with a series of furious punches to the temple.
-Thing throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Master narrowly avoids it
+Master punches Thing with a solid left to the jaw.
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-Thing tries a right jab to the face, but comes up empty.
+Thing jars Master with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thing hits Master with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Master throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Master lands a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Thing doesn't seem bothered.
-Thing charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Master ducks just in time.
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-Master probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Thing lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Thing launches a barrage of right blows to the head, but Master covers himself well.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Thing attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Master gets mad!
-Thing probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Master covers himself well.
+Master nails Thing with a quick jab to the mouth.
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+Thing wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the eye!
+Thing drills Master with a barrage of furious shots to the nose.
+Thing annoys Master with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
+Thing tags Master with a volley of punches to the ribs. Master quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 58 of 92 punches, and Big Boy Slap Master landed 43 of 72 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 29-28


Thing is slowing down.

Master doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Thing stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Master is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Master pokes Thing with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
-Thing lashes out with a series of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Thing probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Master quickly backs away.
+Thing throws a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
+Thing smacks Master with a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
+Master slams Thing with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+Thing tattoos Master with a stinging straight right to the eye. Master gets mad!
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-Thing paws a right jab to the face, but Master hides behind his gloves.
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+Master lands a barrage of furious punches to the jaw. Thing doesn't notice.
+Master backs up Thing with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Thing pokes Master with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
-Master attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Thing deftly avoits it.
+Thing thumps Master with a series of punches to the temple. Master sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Thing launches a cross to the jaw, but Master ties him up.
-Thing tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Master hits Thing with a series of punches to the temple. Thing ignores it.
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-Thing charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Master wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Thing attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Master ducks.
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-Master paws a series of punches to the temple, but Thing blocks.
+Thing nails Master with a quick jab to the chin.
-Master throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Master hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Thing paws a straight right to the nose, but Master stays away from it.
-Master attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Thing belts Master with a barrage of painful punches to the temple. Master is hurt!
+Thing stuns Master with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Master asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 45 of 92 punches, and Big Boy Slap Master landed 41 of 70 punches.

Big Boy Slap Master won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Thing collapses limply onto his stool.

Master doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Boy Slap Master 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9

Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Boy Slap Master 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9

Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 39-37


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Boy Slap Master 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9

Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 39-37

Tha Next Big Thing wins by decision!