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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Xavier Couturier by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, June 15, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Xavier Couturier!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with Couturier with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Couturier throws a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Couturier with a barrage of loud combinations to the chin. Couturier doesn't notice.
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+Couturier hurts Dorkness 1 with a hook to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Couturier with a series of powerful blows to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty punch in the nose and Couturier's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Couturier remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!