Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated West Central Ohio Assassin X by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, June 6, 2020In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 221 pounds (100 kilograms) is West Central Ohio Assassin X!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Assassin X tries a volley of punches to the head, but Noodle ties him up.
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-Assassin X probes with a series of shots to the mouth, but falls short.
+Assassin X rocks Noodle with a uppercut to the eye. Noodle laughs!
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+Assassin X lands a heavy right to the eye.
+Noodle smacks Assassin X with a series of punches to the jaw!!
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Assassin X pounds Noodle with a series of glancing shots to the jaw. Noodle quickly recovers.
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle rocks Assassin X with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
-Assassin X launches a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the head!!
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+Noodle annoys Assassin X with a barrage of punches to the eye! Assassin X ignores it.
+Noodle pokes Assassin X with a series of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
+Noodle punches Assassin X with a powerful jab to the eye. Assassin X sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle jars Assassin X with a strong jab to the chin.
+Noodle lands a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle hits Assassin X with a volley of wild punches to the face.
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+Assassin X grazes Noodle with a pair of punches to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Assassin X jars Noodle with a vicious hook to the head!
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Assassin X attempts a pair of left blows to the chin, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Assassin X punches Noodle with a barrage of wild blows to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 57 punches, and West Central Ohio Assassin X landed 31 of 59 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Assassin X doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Assassin X drills Noodle with a volley of blows to the face.
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+Noodle tags Assassin X with a flurry of loud punches to the chin. Assassin X gets mad!
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Assassin X strikes with a jab to the eye.
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-Assassin X fires a volley of right blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Assassin X charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but Noodle steps aside.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle hammers Assassin X with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus!!
+Noodle hits with a cross to the mouth.
+Noodle fires a vicious straight right to the nose.
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+Noodle throws a glancing jab to the ribs. Assassin X quickly recovers.
+Assassin X connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Noodle belts Assassin X with a series of loud punches to the face.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Assassin X hammers Noodle with a mean sweeping right to the face.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Noodle scores with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Assassin X asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assassin X lashes out with a volley of left blows to the temple, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
-Assassin X throws a hook to the jaw, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Noodle jolts Assassin X with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the nose. Assassin X doesn't notice.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 56 of 56 punches, and West Central Ohio Assassin X landed 24 of 57 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Assassin X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X is brawling. (inside)
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-Assassin X attacks with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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-Assassin X fires a left straight right to the face, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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+Assassin X clocks Noodle with a volley of commanding blows to the chin. Noodle is hurt!
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+Assassin X solidly lands a series of off balance punches to the face!
Assassin X lands a decisive hook and Noodle's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle tosses a barrage of light punches to the jaw. Assassin X asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Noodle lands a decisive right uppercut and Assassin X's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Assassin X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Assassin X drills Noodle with a hook to the eye.
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+Assassin X drills Noodle with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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+Noodle pokes Assassin X with a pair of punches to the chin. Assassin X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle throws a series of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle tosses a series of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!! Assassin X covers up.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw!
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+Assassin X whacks Noodle with a hard hook to the nose.
+Noodle scores with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose!! Assassin X beats a hasty retreat.
-Assassin X attempts a series of shots to the mouth, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle punches Assassin X with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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+Noodle annoys Assassin X with a barrage of solid punches to the head!
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+Noodle hits Assassin X with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
Noodle lands a ferocious haymaker and Assassin X goes down!!
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Assassin X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle jars Assassin X with a loud right to the nose.
Noodle lands a tremendous right cross to the jaw and Assassin X's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Assassin X is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!
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