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(Light-Heavyweight) LH Dork Boom I defeated Oyster Sauce Chicken by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Friday, June 5, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is LH Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Oyster Sauce Chicken!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I fires a mean jab to the chest.
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of glancing shots to the stomach.
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+Chicken smashes Boom I with a flurry of combinations to the mouth!!
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+Boom I scores with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I paws a pair of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Chicken pops Boom I with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken strikes with a pair of solid combinations to the jaw.
Chicken lands a devestating right punch in the nose and Boom I goes down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I lands a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus!
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+Chicken smashes Boom I with a series of commanding combinations to the temple.
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+Chicken lashes out with a barrage of heavy combinations to the temple.
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-Boom I charges with a right to the chest, but to no avail.
-Chicken lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the nose, but comes up empty.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Chicken annoys Boom I with a barrage of wild combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 15 of 24 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 19 of 30 punches.

Oyster Sauce Chicken won the round 10-8

Oyster Sauce Chicken is winning the fight 10-8


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Chicken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chicken annoys Boom I with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Boom I throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken scores with a pair of punches to the temple. Boom I laughs!
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+Boom I pokes Chicken with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs.
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+Chicken tags Boom I with a pair of powerful combinations to the temple.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chicken probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken tosses a barrage of loud combinations to the head.
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+Boom I tattoos Chicken with a uppercut to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 13 of 24 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 18 of 34 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Oyster Sauce Chicken is winning the fight 19-18


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Chicken is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hurts Chicken with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chicken attempts a barrage of combinations to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Chicken lashes out with a barrage of nasty combinations to the chin.
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-Chicken launches a series of combinations to the chin, but Boom I escapes.
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+Boom I pounds Chicken with a straight right to the chest.
+Chicken lands a jab to the eye.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Boom I launches a pair of combinations to the stomach, but Chicken ducks.
+Boom I jolts Chicken with a left to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 16 of 25 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 15 of 32 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Chicken looks exhausted.



ROUND 4

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Boom I grazes Chicken with a series of combinations to the chest.
Boom I lands a slow motion left haymaker and Chicken is flattened!!

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He's Out!
LH Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chicken can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oyster Sauce Chicken 10-8
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oyster Sauce Chicken 10-8
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oyster Sauce Chicken 10-8
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9

LH Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!