Public Fight Report
(Toughman) BOT-198592 defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 38-36, 38-36, 38-36.Match Saturday, May 23, 2020In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is BOT-198592!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-198592 fights inside. (inside)
+Bot-198592 fires a pair of nice shots to the head.
+Noodle strikes with a pair of loud blows to the stomach. Bot-198592 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bot-198592 lands a pair of nice shots to the nose!! Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Bot-198592 lands a slow motion right cross to the jaw and Noodle goes down!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the head.
+Noodle tosses a straight right to the face.
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+Bot-198592 attacks with a flurry of off balance shots to the temple.
+Noodle shakes Bot-198592 with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw! Bot-198592 beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Noodle hurts Bot-198592 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-198592 slams Noodle with a flurry of blows to the mouth!!
-Bot-198592 launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Bot-198592 lands a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
-Bot-198592 charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Noodle connects with a nice jab to the stomach.
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+Bot-198592 lands a series of stiff blows to the nose.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of strong punches to the nose. Bot-198592 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle jars Bot-198592 with a nasty jab to the nose.
+Bot-198592 drills Noodle with a off balance straight right to the mouth.
+Noodle smacks Bot-198592 with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw. Bot-198592 ignores it.
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+Noodle clocks Bot-198592 with a series of nasty blows to the jaw.
+Noodle staggers Bot-198592 with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Bot-198592 tosses a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Bot-198592 backs up Noodle with a volley of shots to the jaw.
+Bot-198592 hits with a series of stinging punches to the head.
+Bot-198592 belts Noodle with a hook to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 57 of 57 punches, and BOT-198592 landed 54 of 63 punches.
BOT-198592 won the round 10-8
BOT-198592 is winning the fight 10-8
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-198592 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-198592 fights inside. (inside)
+Bot-198592 hurts Noodle with a barrage of commanding shots to the mouth.
+Noodle smacks Bot-198592 with a series of punches to the chin.
-Bot-198592 throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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+Noodle attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Bot-198592 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-198592 tags Noodle with a series of quick punches to the chin!
+Bot-198592 thumps Noodle with a right to the nose.
+Noodle hits with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Noodle wallops Bot-198592 with a series of light punches to the eye!
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+Noodle nails Bot-198592 with a flurry of punches to the face. Bot-198592 backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle annoys Bot-198592 with a pair of punches to the ribs! Bot-198592 grimaces in pain.
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-Bot-198592 attempts a volley of right shots to the face, but to no avail.
+Noodle tattoos Bot-198592 with a pair of punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Bot-198592 hits with a powerful uppercut to the nose. Noodle seems wobbly!
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+Noodle punches Bot-198592 with a vicious cross to the nose. Bot-198592 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Noodle throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Bot-198592 seems wobbly!
+Noodle pokes Bot-198592 with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-198592 lands a barrage of shots to the head! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle stuns Bot-198592 with a volley of quick shots to the ribs.
+Noodle tosses a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle slams Bot-198592 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Bot-198592 annoys Noodle with a painful jab to the stomach.
+Bot-198592 solidly lands a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Noodle strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
+Bot-198592 rocks Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the chin. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 69 punches, and BOT-198592 landed 40 of 48 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
BOT-198592 is winning the fight 19-18
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-198592 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-198592 fights inside. (inside)
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+Noodle lashes out with a painful hook to the mouth.
+Bot-198592 lands a flurry of punches to the temple. Noodle is hurt!
+Noodle fires a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Noodle staggers Bot-198592 with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Bot-198592 attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs!! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bot-198592 drills Noodle with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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+Noodle fires a series of hard punches to the face.
+Bot-198592 whacks Noodle with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-198592 belts Noodle with a volley of powerful shots to the solar plexus!
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+Noodle whacks Bot-198592 with a volley of strong punches to the head.
+Bot-198592 hits Noodle with a pair of strong shots to the nose.
+Noodle tags Bot-198592 with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
-Bot-198592 charges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Bot-198592 fires a pair of light punches to the nose. Noodle quickly recovers.
+Noodle tosses a pair of furious punches to the chin.
+Noodle fires a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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+Noodle pounds Bot-198592 with a series of hard punches to the face! Bot-198592 gets mad!
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+Noodle whacks Bot-198592 with a solid left to the jaw.
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+Bot-198592 tags Noodle with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits Bot-198592 with a series of blows to the ribs!
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-Bot-198592 lashes out with a left hook to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Noodle attacks with a left to the face.
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+Noodle hammers Bot-198592 with a barrage of punches to the chin. Bot-198592 ignores it.
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+Noodle solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Noodle hits Bot-198592 with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
+Noodle fires a series of punches to the head. Bot-198592 shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle attacks with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 64 punches, and BOT-198592 landed 39 of 46 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Noodle is obviously tired.
Bot-198592 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-198592 fights inside. (inside)
+Bot-198592 throws a pair of off balance shots to the nose. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Bot-198592 lands a beautiful right smash to the jaw and Noodle falls senseless!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-198592 attacks with a pair of nice punches to the stomach. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle catches Bot-198592 with a pair of quick punches to the face.
+Bot-198592 grazes Noodle with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-198592 thumps Noodle with a right to the eye.
+Bot-198592 tags Noodle with a flurry of light shots to the chest.
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-Noodle tries a jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Bot-198592 scores with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Bot-198592 jars Noodle with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Bot-198592 escapes.
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+Noodle wallops Bot-198592 with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Noodle nails Bot-198592 with a flurry of blows to the eye!
+Bot-198592 connects with a pair of nice shots to the chest! Noodle ignores it.
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+Noodle jolts Bot-198592 with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
+Bot-198592 pokes Noodle with a volley of glancing punches to the eye. Noodle is hurt!
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+Bot-198592 hits with a pair of punches to the chin. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-198592 tattoos Noodle with a pair of commanding shots to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 22 of 32 punches, and BOT-198592 landed 43 of 45 punches.
BOT-198592 won the round 10-8
BOT-198592 is winning the fight 38-36
Noodle looks exhausted.
Bot-198592 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-198592 10-8
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: BOT-198592 10-8
Total Score: BOT-198592 38-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-198592 10-8
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: BOT-198592 10-8
Total Score: BOT-198592 38-36
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-198592 10-8
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: BOT-198592 10-8
Total Score: BOT-198592 38-36
BOT-198592 wins by decision!
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